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367 pages, Kindle Edition
First published May 30, 2005
‘A Frenchman, a Japanese, and an American who are building a production unit in Peru. They get taken hostage by guerrillas who tell them that since they are agents of capitalistic world domination through globalization, they will be shot. But since the guerrillas respect freedom of speech, they're allowed a last word. The Frenchman cries, ‘Vive la France!’ and then is shot dead. The Japanese manager comes next and says, 'I'd like to talk to you about the lake and the rocks,' at which moment the American manager jumps forward and rips open his shirt, facing the guns, yelling, 'If I must hear about the lake and the rocks one more time, shoot me first!'’