Oh my god. I started reading this book a week ago? Maybe longer. Time ceases to have much meaning when it comes to this book. It was the biggest slog in the world to get through.
I thought “hey, this might be fun to read Stine that isn’t thriller/horror!” But it was not.
I’ll say that it had an interesting premise with the whole book being told through phone calls but this wore thin pretty quickly and I hated Al of the characters. 100% of them. They were all awful.
Also, it used the term “retarded,” featured a dick joke, and used the trope of making fun of a foreign exchange student.
I wasn’t offended by anything in it because it revolved around some of my least favorite things (miscommunication and pranks) and I was too busy hating those instead of getting hung up on smaller things.
AND it was boring!
Look, I know it’s super easy to be rough on books and it doesn’t exactly speak well of someone to rip books apart but holy shit - folks, this was awful.