I've held off on reviewing this installment in the Legends of Dune series, mainly because I felt I'd said all I could about it in my review of the first book. However, this installment deserves plenty of criticism for the way it managed to add to what was already a big literary disappointment and missed opportunity.
In every way, this book was a repeat of all the things that made The Butlerian Jihad (Legends of Dune, #1) so poor. These included a story jammed full of contrivances, SF cliches, bad writing, and what felt like a really bad interpretation of Frank Herbert's vision. I've placed (!) throughout to indicate the most appalling and cheesy of these.
Plot Recap:
The story takes place a few years after the Butlerian Jihad has been declared. Humanity continues to travel to Synchronized Worlds and nuke them, and the losses are mounting. Within the League of Nobles, former slave and taskmaster Iblis Ginjo is exploiting the whole religious war angle to amass power. And Serena Butler, who's now a rallying symbol, doesn't like it.
Omnius is confused by the nature of the war, which has come down to religion. Once again, he and Erasmus debate philosophy and make another bet: Erasmus will raise a child in an environment conducive to education, which will focus on mathematics and rigorous logic. This foretells the birth of the Mentat school, which replaces thinking machines down the road.
Xavier and Vorian continue to fight the good fight. Xavier is crestfallen that he's had to sacrifice his love for Serena so that she can remain pure in the eyes of the people. Like I said last time, she's some kind of Virgin Mary/Joan of Arc caricature now, a role she accepts for the sake of the war. But of course, Xavier is a one-dimensional hero, so he accepts the sacrifice.
Vorian has morphed completely into his Han Solo-type personality. In addition to being all debonair with the cigar smoking and the rugged good looks, he's nailing women around the galaxy. But of course, he begins to want to settle down after meeting a woman on Caladan, hinting at how House Atreides will call it home one day.
He's also winning battles against the machines by - get this - being unpredictable(!) And his latest brilliant addition to the war effort is to develop a computer virus which he manages to upload to Omnius via his old friend Seurat. Seurat, for the record, is a thinking machine who pilots Omnius' update ship.
In the first book, it is established that he goes around to the Synchronised Worlds and updates each copy of Omnius with the latest data. After being deactivated during the Battle of Earth (first book), Vorian reactivates him with the virus, and Seurat goes right back to doing the rounds and infects Omnius with it. The virus cripples one version of Omnius just in time to prevent him from learning of Erasmus' treachery.
Meanwhile, Norma Cenzva manages to develop the foldspace jump drive, which Tio Holtzmann steals from her. She leaves Poritrin just in time to escape a slave uprising led by the Zenshias (!), one of them shoots Holtzmann with a lasgun (who's wearing a personal shield), and the explosion destroys his entire compound.
A small band of Zensunnis manages to escape with the space-folding ship and flee to Arrakis. They join the followers of Selim Wormrider and decide to call themselves the "Free Men of Arrakis" (!), a blatantly-obvious origin story of the term "Fremen".
Meanwhile, Norma is taken prisoner by the Titan Xerxes who brutally tortures her. Rather than dying, her body is transformed into a being of pure energy (!) This allows her to destroy her captors, take on the form of a beautiful genetic ancestor, and return home to her mother and husband. She's guided by visions of a future where a fleet of her ships handles all transportation, which foretells the founding of the Spacing Guild.
Her transformation is also how the Bene Gesserit gets started because it establishes her as the greatest among the Sorceresses of Rossack (!). Finally, Xavier leads the League forces to victory and liberates Ix, and the remaining Titans rebel against Omnius and become an independent group on the planet Bela Tegeuse.
Cliches/Contrivances:
Where to begin? Well, once again, Brian and KJA present us with a version of artificial intelligence that is completely moronic. They are easily fooled, unsuspecting, and never seem to see an attack coming if it's not totally predictable. Why? Because machines are all mechanistic and only execute programs, right? Clearly, someone never explained to them that thinking machines are capable of thinking!
Case in point, Seurat is awakened after years of being deactivated and doesn't question anything about it. He just goes back to doing his rounds because... he's a robot. And he doesn't seem to notice he's carrying a doomsday virus. And Omnius accepts the virus-laden update without question. So in addition to the "thinking machines" having no capacity to think or learn, they also don't understand the concept of a virus scan or firewalls.
The part where Erasmus and Omnius talk about religion and beliefs are actually something I enjoyed about this book. Omnius is naturally confused by the whole issue while Erasmus is offering the benefit of his observations and what patterns/generalizations can be discerned from it. However, that ends quickly and we get right back to the humdrum storyline.
In this installment, Brian and Kevin chose to explore the Zensunni faith a little. They decided that their concept of God is an amalgam named Buddallah and they erect statues to Buddha and Mohammed in honor of them. They also decided that in addition to the Zensunni, you have the Zenshiite, which of course (in keeping with the common Islamophobic trope) is the more radical counterpart!
This has to be the shallowest and laziest idea ever, not to mention ignorant! Buddha is NOT a God in ANY version of Buddhism, but rather an enlightened teacher and a state of enlightenment. And as for Muhammed, there's kind of a rule against building statues or any representations of him - you know, the whole no "graven images" or idol worship thing?
The laziness also comes through with their whole concept of the Cogitors, those wisened disembodied brains (remember?) In addition to the ones from the first book, there's apparently a recluse group of them known as the "Ivory Tower" Cogitors. Seriously, that's what they call themselves. This is what happens when pulp writers try to sound intellectual!
But the transformation of Norma Cenva and the birth of the Bene Gesserit and Guild, that had to be the laziest aspect of this book! After being tortured horribly, she turns into a being of pure energy? Once again, the ancestors of the Bene Gesserit are supposedly freaking Jedi! And the way it was written too was also lazy and sterile.
And of course, there's always the way that Brian and KJA are forcing a plot here. Literally every development in the story is a clear and obvious attempt to get everyone and everything in the Dune universe to its starting point. Once again, it reminded me of the entirely forced and contrived nature of the Star Wars prequels, which was a big part of why they sucked (IMHO)!
Why did I read this book after being so unimpressed with the first? What can I say? I knew it would probably be a mistake, but I surrendered to curiosity. And it turned out that my instincts were entirely correct. These two may have had good intentions, but they had no business carrying Frank Herbert's torch.
Once again, consider this a cautionary review and if you're a fan of the elder Herbert and his Dune series, avoid it at all costs!