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596 pages, Mass Market Paperback
First published September 8, 1997
Lights up; Act I, Scene I. A woman and a man, each of no historical importance, having a "normal" conversation in the United States of America, ca. 1960. Action!
Woman: "There's not a cloud in sky -- what a lovely Summer day!"
Man: "Yep, it sure is nice! What do you have planned for today?"
Woman: "Oh, I think I'll go to the shopping mall. Those new mini-skirts from the mecca of high-end fashion that is Atlanta sure are groovy!"
Man: "Nice. It sure is a great shopping mall. Did you know it was built next to the site of one of the last battles of the Second American Civil War?"
Woman: "Oh, that's right! When Horatio Seymour beat Abraham Lincoln in the election of 1864, he sued for peace to allow the Confederacy to leave the Union. When Seymour died from an heart attack, his Vice-President George Custer took over, who later turned around and launched a sneak-attack on the CSA on July 4th, 1869. He was impeached when he lost the war. I must have forgotten all about that major battle that was just down the street, ha ha!"
Man: "Yep! It sure is funny how all of that history worked out. It's also rather odd how we seem to have this weird innate need to discuss historical matters from 100 years ago right in the middle of a normal conversation in 1960's suburbia!"
Woman: "I know, right? Golly gee, I wonder what would've happened if Lincoln had stayed on as president after 1864?
Man: "Ha ha, now that's just crazy talk! History would be all kinds of topsey-turvey then!"
Together: Man and Woman laugh.
Camera pans out. Man and Woman stop laughing, look up, and admire the American flag that is gently waving in the Summer breeze. It has decidedly less that 50 stars.
Fade to black. End Act I, Scene I. Cut; that's a wrap.