(Zero spoiler review)
Not that you need to worry too much about spoilers, as judging from the score I've given it, I would suggest you invest your time in some of Remender's work that is actually good, because this sure as shit isn't. It's always mystified me, that when authors reach a certain point of popularity, their internal compass for their own work either begins to deceive them, or they just stop giving two shits and think because they can get any half assed effort published, that they no longer need to try too hard on every book. Cause that is essentially what you have here with Seas of Red. When you hear there is a book about vampire pirates, you either groan and turn away, or your ears pick up and you're keen to give it a go. Remender even mentions the term 'vampirates' in the story, and you know that is exactly how he first came up with the idea. Sadly, that is where it should have stayed. As a crazy little idea floating around in his head, cause his execution is, frankly, pretty piss weak.
At first I was rather taken by the art and the colouration, although it quickly wore thin, likely aided by the sub par writing and plot. The art in and of itself if still strong, I just lost interest in looking at it, and it wasn't always the best at clearly showing what was occurring from panel to panel. The fist issue was average, although it kept me reading to issue, two, where an interesting little twist occurred, and I was o board to see where it went from there. Unfortunately, it didn't take long for the lack of care Remender apparently had for this work to show through. The characters were bland and forgettable. The dialogue and plotting were ridiculous and nothing at all close to what one would expect should these events actually transpire. I very quickly stopped trying to get into the story and started wanting to reach a jumping off point, so I could get out having known this lacklustre effort wasn't going to do a Strange Girl and get kind of decent after a few issues. Frankly, it just kept getting worse. Absolutely unacceptable trash from someone who should know better than to think this crap cuts the mustard. Don't read it. 2/5
OmniBen.