Some Things You Should Know About Captain Rick: An Informational Booklet Provided for the Safety of the Republic

by 826 Valencia

This book is written in the interest of informing you, the buyer of chests, dice, flags and small bottles for message sending, about the man who calls himself Captain Rick. Researched and written by our staff, the papers uncover many interesting things about the man who seeks to change the very nature of piracy and the supplying thereof. We trust that you will find this information illuminating, and that you will renew your commitment to your local independent pirate supply shop.

46 pages, Paperback

First published October 13, 2006

Reviews

[Rick · Rating 5 out of 5]

When I was in the Army and affactionately called Captain Rick by some of my troops, I was given this book as a gift. My friends thought that the Captain Rick in the book and the one that is me had much in common. I'm not so sure. Hilarious book, though, and 829 Valencia is a great charity.

[Rob Liebscher · Rating 5 out of 5]

This is probably the most important nonfiction book ever written. I was skeptical about Captain Rick before reading the book, and it's good to have that skepticism confirmed. He is the Charles Manson of pirate supply store owner/proprietors.