After a seven year hiatus (and a second change of publishers), Wild Cards returns in 2002 with a themed collection of stories involving deuces, those survivors of the Takis-A virus who gain only trivial powers. This is a dialed-down, more sedate volume than usual--no need to save the planet this time from aliens, terrorists, or fascists with dreams of global domination. I for one am glad to see a plethora of new characters getting introduced.
Here are my individuals story reviews:
"Age of Miracles" by Carrie Vaughn -- New to the 2022 reissue. This story serves as an interstitial framing device to tie the other stories together into a cohesive narrative. Raleigh Jackson goes to work for Digger Downs at Aces! magazine and is given the task of researching decades of material written for articles that never got published. She hopes to discover the identity of her ace father. (Her mother is Aurora, the minor starlet with a sparkling halo mentioned in Wild Cards I.) As always, Vaughn's quiet, character-driven story is one of the most engaging in this collection.
"Four Days in October" by John Jos. Miller -- Teenager Digger Downs is hard on the trails of his first big newspaper story in 1969 -- a secret ace is using his powers to help the Brooklyn Dodgers win the World Series! The author is having fun with an alternate reality in which the Dodgers never moved to Los Angeles and Fidel Castro is a major league pitcher instead of a communist dictator. This story highlights Downs' own deuce; he can smell the wild card virus on other people. While this seems a limited ability, it will serve him well as a journalist who occasionally needs to out a joker or ace in hiding. Sign Man is another deuce who can make words appear on blank pieces of white cardboard, much to the amusement of fans around him.
"Walking the Floor Over You" by Walter Simons --- It's 1977, the Summer of Sam. Carlotta's deuce power is to make one person laugh uncontrollably, or to cause an entire roomful of people to giggle lightly. It's not terribly helpful for a struggling comedian whose ex-husband wants to kill her. Her boss Bob can flatten himself into a large amoeba. This story includes guest appearances by Croyd Crenson (in the body of a demon), the Projectionist (in his Great Ape phase), and Hiram Worcester (back when I liked him, before he killed Chrysalis).
"With a Flourish and a Flair" by Kevin Andrew Murphy -- It's the mid-1990's and things get a little crazy at The Jokertown Boys boyband concert. Topper has lost her hat, which is the secret to her ace power. Cameo needs to channel a long-dead magician. Jerry the Projectionist is running around town as a teenaged Elizabeth Taylor pretending to be the girlfriend of Peregrine and Fortunado's son, John Fortune. Some interesting new deuces are introduced: Jim, a man whose faith in advertising always comes true; he can make any product as good as advertised and Santa Claus really does send him extra presents. Sam, an artist with pens for fingers; he distills his own colored inks. Alec, a musician with a horn on his head; if anyone who is not a virgin touches it, he transforms into a unicorn.
"A Face for the Cutting Room Floor" by Melinda Snodgrass -- It's not easy being a centaur in 1980 in Hollywood. Med school student Bradley Finn navigates love, life, and deuces working as an extra in a B-movie. Girls want to get close to him, because his dad is an A-list director, but they draw the line at physical intimacy with his pony parts. He has to avoid an unscrupulous producer who wants to use him in the industry's burgeoning direct-to-video joker porn market ("You got to. You know how hard it is to train a real pony?") Bradley gets drawn into a mystery when the make-up artist to the world's most famous actress goes missing from the set of The French Lieutenant's Woman. Will the dark secret of Grace Kelly's ageless beauty finally come to light? Melinda Snodgrass delivers a funny satire full of salacious details about centaur sex, reminiscent of "A Dose of Reality" in Marked Cards.
"Tasty" by Mary Anne Mohanraj -- New to the 2022 reissue. A general contracting crew of jokers with deuce abilities finds a leftover Swarm pod in the junkyard. It will take coordination of all their abilities to save the neighborhood. The New joker-deuces include Jèsus (pieces of his body continually fall off, but he can temporarily repair any non-organic substance that cracks or breaks), Squeegee (his hands squirt water), Crackle (his skin cracks, he has twenty fingers, and he can speed up any object's destruction); Ralph (he can digest anything, even a Swarm pod), and Short Step (she can teleport three feet in a random direction).
"Father Henry's Little Miracle" by Daniel Abraham -- A drug deal with the Gambione crime family is rudely and bloodily interrupted by Demise and the Shadow Fists. During the carnage, an underage prostitute absconds with the money and the heroin and makes a beeline for the sanctuary of Our Lady of Perpetual Misery of the Church of Jesus Christ, Joker. Father Squid is away on the world tour of 1987 (as related in Aces Abroad). The visiting priest Father Henry Obst must figure out how to save her using only his Alabama charm and his deuce ability--he can turn water into wine.
"Storming Space" by Michael Cassutt -- Cash Mitchell, who can move extremely heavy objects with ease, teams up with Al Dearborn (the luck ace from "A Method of Reaching Extreme Altitudes") to pilot an aircraft to the moon. A fun story, although I think Cash is more of an ace than a deuce; his power is similar to and more useful than Hiram's.
"Dry to the Touch" by Caroline Spector -- New to the 2022 reissue. Joe is a deuce can who turn any bodily fluid, once it has been expelled from the body, into dust. Not a very useful skill, unless you happen to be a janitor or someone who cleans up crime scenes for the mob. Joe is both! He works off the books for mob boss Skalko (who is also a minor character in the preceding story) but he finds himself defying the chain of command when a beautiful Vegas showgirl gets tangled up in a messy murder.
"Promises" by Stephen Leigh -- After being stranded in Ireland in Black Trump, deuce Gary Bushorn takes shelter from a storm in an island cottage. He is protected by Caitlyn, a beautiful joker whom the virus is gradually transforming into a doll, and her ten-year old daughter Moira, a latent who lives in fear of the day when her card will turn. Gary struggles for years to be able to go back to New York City, but when that day comes he realizes Rathlin has now become his home. This story is the highlight of the book. It not only portrays the horror of watching the virus turn your body into something inhuman, but it is also a compelling portrait of resilience in the face of the uncertainty.