Death Rides a Pale, Pink, Porcine Horse

Dunkin the Vampire Slayer #2

by Greg Crites

The second installment in the trilogy!

In Dunkin One you followed the heroes as they pursue a High Council vampire all
the way to Brazil and up the Amazon in search of ancient scrolls that may contain a cure.

Now, in Dunkin Two, from the Smoky mountains of America, to Nepal, France, Australia,
Italy, these three are on a quest that spans the globe. A quest to rid the earth
of the bloodsuckers and find a cure for that nasty vampire blood.

Many things stand in their way, high council vampires, hit men, ninjas, ancient
prophecies, and an unspeakable horror unleashed on the world by desperate vampires. And worst of all, Devlin’s having serious anger issues as he comes to grips with being more powerful and more of a jackass than anything on earth.

...oh, and more jokes, one-liners, and wiseass comments than should be allowed in
any single novel.

107 pages, Kindle Edition

Published April 12, 2010

About the author

Have returned from long hiatus and am, once again, writing comic novels. Look for Devlin 8 coming soon. Instant Download Audiobooks are now available at: https://spaces.chec.io/16198
Baronvonjewhammer@gab.com

Reviews

[Ron · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was a great sequel! At first, I was concerned with Devlin began communicating the Wolf and Chimp, Heckell and Jeckell. I thought to myself, is he becoming the Beastmaster/Tarzan, lol. However, everything worked its self out. This story is addictive. Beneath the humor, drinking binges, and unimaginable ass whoopings, lies a great story. I patiently await the third and final installment to the triology.

[Greg Crites · Rating 5 out of 5]

"The author is such a helpful man. Always working with charity's, volunteering, cleaning oil off of penguins during spills. Also, he's pleasant to look at."

[Lisa · Rating 5 out of 5]

Absolutely one of the GREATEST Trilogies of all time!!!!!
Laugh out loud funny, great stories, great wit!!
READ THESE BOOKS!!! And for those who love great audio books, the author reads all three of them and is the PERFECT reader for them!

[Teddy · Rating 2 out of 5]

I wish that authors would not insist on reading their own stories for the audio books. The story was fine, but I was totally distracted by the stupid voices that the author insisted on using and the fact that he had to introduce himself and the book before each chapter.

[Edward Gardner · Rating 5 out of 5]

Very funny! Part 2 in the Dunkin the Vampire Trilogy.

[Tony Herrera]

Fantastic

The only thing I don't like is there isn't more books. I'm on my 3 or 4th time reading this series.

[Larry · Rating 4 out of 5]

Just as fun as the first book, with exception of the ending, looking forward to #3