He threw away the chance to sell his book - or did he throw the chance away to ...well, you know what I mean.
The bar is packed and you enjoyed a nice pint of bitter. Then this girl comes along and you two get to chat a while about the latest book you are writing. She says, "Oh, you must let me have the website address - so you give it to her so you can show her your book.
Then she says, "It's asking for your password." Now you have a problem because you have had the site on auto open and you can't remember the damn word. She tries a couple then gives you back the phone as she leaves.
"Can I have your phone number or E address?" you ask. "Oh no," she says, "I don't give that out to dickheads who cannot remember a password."
Is this you? For crying out loud, get organised and buy this book today - or else warm nights could be a thing of the past.