So I bought my first orchid the other day, went home to repot it, when I discovered--that's right, friends--NO DIRT. WAH??? you ask. Evidently orchids are epiphytes (meaning that they grow directly onto the barks of rainforest trees up into the cloud cover). So, yeah, any plant that doesn't grow in dirt necessitates a trip to the library.
This is my FAVORITE book on plants I've ever read--well organized, oxygen-wrenching pictures, and you can tell the guy at least TRIES to have a sense of humor, even entertain occasionally. And yes, I actually read EVERY WORD (aside from the glossary), so I now know more about orchids than every other person on the planet (besides the guy who wrote the book)--but ask me quick! There's about a week's expiration on this info. Not that I regret the time invested--these plants are OUT OF THIS WORLD. Literally, they're like alien plants, surreal and absolutely GORGEOUS. I have always said that, aside from medium-rare prime rib and Johnny Depp, orchids are the most beautiful thing God has given us.