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528 pages, Hardcover
First published December 30, 2010
My purpose here is simply a warning. If you are part of that infinitesimally small (and ever smaller) band of dissidents with the wealth, time and inclination to set your hands on the printed word, I suggest you consider the arguments against the current volume. To wit: the tale is morbid, the persons depicted are clumsy when they are not evil, the world is inconvenient to visit and quite changed from what is here described, the plot at this early juncture is already complex beyond all reson, thee moral cannot be stated, and the editor is intrusive.
The story most obviously imperils the young. But others should weight the benefits of persevering; these include the old, who after all will perish soon enough; the able-bodied whose vigor may decline if they make a habit of reading at length; the unmarried, who had best cultivate more sociable passtimes; the married, who find the freedom to read only by neglecting commitments; those whose religious views are policed by employer, priest, king, grandmother or guild internal; the nearsighted; the nervous; the gleefully patriotic.
But the first criticism—the sheer gray gloom of the tale—is the most damning. To that end, and conscious of my duties as curator of this splendid archive, I have assembled a list of some seven hundred titles surpassing The Chathrand Voyages in both brevity and good cheer. Among them:
* Bissep, Mother K., The Good Millipede of Wilber Meadow
* Tennyson, Virzel, Kh'iguar Mutis ("Great Scaly Things Defeated," bilingual edition)
* Lace, Helium, And Then They Were Married
* Slabbe, Lord Cuprius, What I Eat
* Ungrok, Egar, Battle for Battle's Sake: An Adventure for Boys
The complete list is available upon request. It is quite startling how much one has to choose from. I merely implore you to recall that life is fleeting, and that choices must be made.