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Pointless Conversations: The Collection Collection: 12 Comics - 310 Pages - 2 Idiots
When the conversation begins with the ridicule of Superman's so-called heroism, and ends with innocent toys being thrown into a blender, you know you're in for a riotous good read!
For the first time, all twelve Pointless Conversations are brought together in one shiny package, along with some of the best 'Quickie' conversations the series has produced. Where does Spiderman keep all that web? What would happen if you swallowed the red and blue pills at once? And what actually occurs when you defecate in a holodeck? All these questions and countless more are answered...or at least rambled about...in Pointless The Collection Collection!
Pointless Superheroes
- Is Superman a coward, a liar, or a terrorist? Is there also a case for him being a bit... thick?
- When Spiderman fires his vast streams of webbing, where does he keep it all?
Pointless Doctor Emmett Brown
- What if the terrorists had shot Doc in the face?
- How did Doc and Marty McFly meet? And is their relationship a wee bit... iffy?
Pointless Lightbulbs & Civilisation
- Ionising light bulbs... can they really clean a room with 'awesomeness'?
- more influential than the wheel, more destructive than AIDS?
Pointless The Expendables
- Was the King of England a lion?
- What would an Orlando Bloom cake taste like?
Pointless The Fifth Element
- Captain Planet gets taken down a peg!
- Would Bruce Willis spit in Leeloo's face?
Pointless The Big One
- Why is there a 'P' in pterodactyl?
- Would you drink Odo?
Pointless Are you Going to Heaven?
- Would you chop-off your willy if it was a drugged-up killer?
- Pedognomes...that's right, PEDOGNOMES!
Pointless The Red Morph or the Blue Morph?
- Impromptu impressions of Indiana Jones 4 characters
- What happens when you take a poo... IN THE MATRIX?
Pointless What IS Mr. Bean?
- Why do we laugh at a handicapped man pouring boiling water into his mouth? Are we a sick and twisted people?
- Alternate opening titles...(for mature/unbalanced readers only)
Pointless Riker vs Gaston
- David and the Goliath...the truth is told!
- How does a genie have sex?
Pointless Armageddon
- Why a dirty bum is a small price to pay for financial security.
- If the Flake is a chocolate bar for women, what's the male equivalent?
Pointless Killing Buzz and Woody
- If you chopped off his head and then threw him is a blender, would Toy Story's Woody, die?
- Who Jesus or Chuck Norris?
This book contains highly offensive content and is therefore suitable only for a mature audience...
For the first time, all twelve Pointless Conversations are brought together in one shiny package, along with some of the best 'Quickie' conversations the series has produced. Where does Spiderman keep all that web? What would happen if you swallowed the red and blue pills at once? And what actually occurs when you defecate in a holodeck? All these questions and countless more are answered...or at least rambled about...in Pointless The Collection Collection!
Pointless Superheroes
- Is Superman a coward, a liar, or a terrorist? Is there also a case for him being a bit... thick?
- When Spiderman fires his vast streams of webbing, where does he keep it all?
Pointless Doctor Emmett Brown
- What if the terrorists had shot Doc in the face?
- How did Doc and Marty McFly meet? And is their relationship a wee bit... iffy?
Pointless Lightbulbs & Civilisation
- Ionising light bulbs... can they really clean a room with 'awesomeness'?
- more influential than the wheel, more destructive than AIDS?
Pointless The Expendables
- Was the King of England a lion?
- What would an Orlando Bloom cake taste like?
Pointless The Fifth Element
- Captain Planet gets taken down a peg!
- Would Bruce Willis spit in Leeloo's face?
Pointless The Big One
- Why is there a 'P' in pterodactyl?
- Would you drink Odo?
Pointless Are you Going to Heaven?
- Would you chop-off your willy if it was a drugged-up killer?
- Pedognomes...that's right, PEDOGNOMES!
Pointless The Red Morph or the Blue Morph?
- Impromptu impressions of Indiana Jones 4 characters
- What happens when you take a poo... IN THE MATRIX?
Pointless What IS Mr. Bean?
- Why do we laugh at a handicapped man pouring boiling water into his mouth? Are we a sick and twisted people?
- Alternate opening titles...(for mature/unbalanced readers only)
Pointless Riker vs Gaston
- David and the Goliath...the truth is told!
- How does a genie have sex?
Pointless Armageddon
- Why a dirty bum is a small price to pay for financial security.
- If the Flake is a chocolate bar for women, what's the male equivalent?
Pointless Killing Buzz and Woody
- If you chopped off his head and then threw him is a blender, would Toy Story's Woody, die?
- Who Jesus or Chuck Norris?
This book contains highly offensive content and is therefore suitable only for a mature audience...
312 pages, Hardcover
Published January 10, 2020
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