I have a bad habit of not bothering to review three-star books, just because it’s so hard to anatomize and articulate indifference. How do you make lukewarm admiration sound interesting? It’s like telling someone, ‘I think you’re a really nice person.’ Who wants to hear that?
A Box of Matches is, however, a really nice book. It’s polite, well-spoken and blandly attractive. Your mother would like it, and when, after a week or two, it stopped coming around, she’d ask wistfully, ‘Whatever happened to A Box of Matches? Such a pleasant young book. This new book now…’ and she’d trail off significantly in that way of hers.
Synopses are such a bore to write – and read – but I can summarize this novel in twenty words or less: a guy wakes up early every morning, lights a fire and thinks about stuff. That’s it. There’s no plot, little character development and hardly any dialogue. Calling it a novel is just a terminological courtesy.
Yet it’s all perfectly charming and, as always with Baker, distinguished by insanely precise language (in one passage, the green fuzz on a gravestone is linked to a car battery’s ‘lovely turquoise exudate’ – ‘electrical lichen’, the narrator terms it).
Then why do I feel so ambivalent? I think I can explain, but in order to do so I’ll have to contradict myself somewhat (not that I have a problem with that). Just last week on this website, I was nattering on and on about Le Paysan de Paris, extolling Aragon’s commitment to the humble data of everyday life – a commitment Baker would seem to share. But now I’m thinking that maybe there’s a point at which the quotidian shades into the pedestrian, and another at which the thrillingly local becomes the complacently parochial. And that maybe Baker strays a bit too close to these liminal regions, which Aragon, for all his self-indulgence, somehow avoids. The narrator of A Box of Matches is appealing enough, but his universe is wilfully contracted, as if he’d decided: hey, I’ve got my 200-year-old farmhouse in Maine and my charming family and my exquisite perceptions, so the rest of you lot can fuck right off. Possibly I’m letting my status envy get the better of me, but I detect something sniffily bourgeois in the narrator’s attitude; he lives in a gated community of the mind, from which certain unpleasant facts are turned away by security. There’s a telling moment where he recalls watching a bunch of Marines get their hair cut in the local barbershop. Disgusted by their rampant machismo, he comments to himself: ‘I basically want nothing to do with all men except my son, my father and a few others. Robert Service, the poet, I like.’
Okay, that’s kind of funny, but once you stop chuckling sympathetically, think for a moment about the blitheness with which half of humanity is banished from this cozy little republic. While you’re at it, you might also want to ask yourself if a line about wanting nothing to do with all women would be quite so amusing.
If I’m being hard on Baker, it’s only because he’s capable of so much more. He reminds me -- odd as it’s going to sound – of a Warhammer enthusiast – you know, one of those gamers who spend hours hand-painting their pewter figurines, lavishing enormous care on what is, to outsiders, an incomprehensible fringe activity. Here’s a guy who could be creating huge Sistine frescoes, and instead he’s holed up in his workshop, adding another tiny grey streak to the beard of a ‘chaos dwarf’ (I’ve never played – honest). No matter how detailed and ‘finished’ it is, at the end of the day, it’s just a dwarf, man.
Hmmm… speaking of incomprehensible fringe activities, how many hours did I just waste on this unsolicited book report? Pot, meet kettle.