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232 pages, Paperback
First published January 1, 1919
'That's right. Try to remember everything. Eat a little more bread. What did the reading-room look like?'Alas, it transpires that Soames's listless, dejected air is due to the terrible disappointment he has suffered. Try as he would, he could only find a single reference to himself in all the library's countless books; it was in this very story, where he is depicted as a ludicrous fictional character.
'Much as usual,' he at length muttered.
'Many people there?'
'Usual sort of number.'
'What did they look like?'
Soames tried to visualise them. 'They all,' he presently remembered, 'looked very like one another.'
My mind took a fearsome leap. 'All dressed in Jaeger?'
'Yes. I think so. Greyish-yellowish stuff.'
'A sort of uniform?' He nodded. 'With a number on it, perhaps?--a number on a large disc of metal sewn on to the left sleeve? DKF 78,910--that sort of thing?' It was even so. 'And all of them--men and women alike--looking very well-cared-for? very Utopian? and smelling rather strongly of carbolic? and all of them quite hairless?' I was right every time. Soames was only not sure whether the men and women were hairless or shorn. 'I hadn't time to look at them very closely,' he explained.
