This book had to be one of the lamest, stupidest romance books that I've ever read. I can't count the number of times I shook my head or snorted at something in this book. It was like and Ode to Casual Sex, or the poster child for bad relationships and utter crudeness. The entire book was (the characters) self-serving gratification and was basically just smut. Not that I'm saying smut is bad, it just didn't work for this supposed ROMANCE book. What a total waste of $8.
Romance wise...there was absolutely, positively nothing romantic about this book. The characters screw like bunnies, have fun and decide that means they are in love. Huh? Right! Like that's such a building block for a good relationship. They never have any real, in-depth conversations. They never get past the very basics. And we're supposed to believe they end up loving each other? I don't think so. The concept was ridiculous. And when I finished the book, it was like, who wants to bet they'd be divorced in less than 2 years?
The book is pretty much the characters pure self-gratification. Danny thinks Stella might be involved in industrial espionage in stealing his new video game. He's really ticked off, but decides he'd rather be able to sleep with her instead of confronting her. And Stella thinks Danny is some big-time drug dealer, but decides to rationalize it away because she doesn't want to give up his penis. Again, what kind of romance is that? Sheesh. It's just totally self-serving. And the language in this book...it was just utterly crude. I mean, I wasn't offended, but it was thoroughly non-romantic. I don't think I've read a book where the less polite words for body parts were used more than in this one (like c**t for vagina). Danny refers to it that way constantly, even out loud. If a guy ever said some of things to me that he said to her, I'd smack him and send him on his way. It was just beyond crude for a supposed romance. Fine for hardcore smut, but not romance.
And some of the realism in this story? Good grief. Totally unbelievable. For one thing, anyone ever heard of protection? These two screw like bunnies and there's not one mention until the very end about protection. Danny is supposedly a total ladies man with no qualms about casual sex and one-night stands, which Stella knows. And Danny believes that Stella has a bevy of guys she screws regularly. Yet there's not one mention of condoms. Haven't they ever heard of diseases? Sheesh. These two were a walking ad for STD prevention, what not to do. Even if they were using condoms and it just wasn't said, they couldn't have been used right because they were going for consecutive rounds without breaks, or, uh, removal of body parts in between. That's a big condom no-no. Also, these 2 went at it like rabbits with a Viagra IV with an insane number of orgasms. Maybe it's just me...but their constant sexual activity without time for recovery seemed really unrealistic.
Plot...plot? Oh, right, the espionage thing. Can anyone say badly developed after thought?
There were probably other things I could mention, but those were the big points. Overall, just a really poor book. The sex was kind of hot, but everything else sucked. It's a good example of what a romance novel should NOT be. So I highly recommend not wasting your time or money on it, even if you can buy it used for a quarter.