Swift – a worthy Booker winner – has published nothing undistinguished. This could be judged his best work, I think, but perhaps because the hero is one of my profession and the novel delicately probes the perennial angst of the professor’s career. Be warned, it is not, if you’re new to it, a ‘happy ever after’ novel. The narrative opens with a fifty-two-year-old don convalescing in an Oxford college garden. ‘These are, I should warn you, the words of a dead man’, we are bleakly informed. It is summer: he is in a chair with a blanket over his knees. Corpse-cold. Bill Unwin hates his ‘dodo’ profession (when so many other species are extinct, why has dodo-academicus, aka ‘the greater pointy-headed professor’ survived, he wonders). What he is convalescing from we shall not learn until the last chapter, although the frequent references to Hamlet are a broad hint.
What emerges from the narrative he is scrawling on a pad is a history of his doomed family and, in the background to that, a chronicle of the collective death of religious belief in England. Three people close to him have died over the last year and a half: his mother, his wife Ruth and his American stepfather, Sam, a businessman who made an obscenely large fortune in plastics. Bill hates the commercial world, even though it has endowed the fellowship he unprofitably occupies. His wife Ruth – an internationally famous actress – fell a premature victim to lung cancer. They first met when he worked, as a holiday job, in a smoky Soho club in the 1950s. Bill’s mother died of cancer of the larynx. It was a cruel affliction. She had been a ‘gifted’ singer.
The casualty list continues. Going decades back, his father, a serving army officer, committed suicide in Paris in 1946 – because, Bill has been given to believe, he had been cuckolded by the young American plastic merchant who later became his stepfather. With his mother’s death, a packet of his great-grandfather’s notebooks have come into Bill’s possession. He intends to edit and publish them. His ancestor, Matthew Pearce, was a geologist and surveyor who worked alongside Isambard Kingdom Brunel building the great Saltash Bridge, in 1855. The bridge was majestic, but financially it was a disaster and precipitated Brunel’s early death. The event coincided with Matthew’s spiritual crisis. On the West Country cliffs, he came face to face with a prehistoric ‘icthyosaurus’ (i.e. its skull and skeleton – fleshed out by his imagination):
The long, toothed jaw; the massive eye that stares through millions of years. He is the creature; the creature is him. He feels something open up inside him . . . and feels himself starting to fall, and fall, through himself. He lurches on to the path, as if outward movement will stop the inward falling . . . as if to stop himself falling he must get to sea level.
The vision converted him (a clergyman’s son) to Darwinism some years before Darwin. He took off alone for the New World, only to be drowned en route.
Finally the truth emerges about Bill’s own father. He did not kill himself for love, or out of mortification at his wife’s betrayal, but because he was deep into murky dealings, between Britain and America, on the development of Weapons of Mass Destruction – i.e. the extermination of the human species. His suicide was an act of ‘ideological anguish’. A series of yet more twists and discoveries lead Bill to an attempted suicide. It fails. But he is, nonetheless, ‘a dead man’. It’s a beautifully morbid novel.