Every once in a while when visiting my local library I pick up a book from an author I’ve never read before. I am partial to authors with many titles under their name. My hope is if I like their writing I now have a plethora of new novels I can delve into.
I recently decided to give Karen Robards a shot. I picked up ‘Vanished.’
The plot, the story itself, was very interesting and intriguing. Great idea. A perfect 5.
I also liked the main characters, Sarah and Jake.
Good plot and characters I identify with are two huge things for me. Seems like a slam dunk, right?
WRONG!
The book started out good. However, I quickly became overwhelmed with the endless overabundance of unnecessary descriptions. Sure, novels do need description. If not, it’s a play. However, Ms. Robards took it to a whole new level. To me this completely destroyed a book.
Yes, some description is necessary. She, however, not only had too much but, in my opinion, in the wrong time. It totally brought the pace of the novel to a standstill.
One example: Jake, the main male lead character, is a detective whose home is his office. In one scene, he is walking in to the office to meet with his girlfriend and grandfather on the back balcony. Okay, this should be simple. A paragraph? Or just have him already on the balcony and lets move the story forward.
However, this simple scene went on for SEVEN pages! Seven unnecessary pages.
As Jake walks in we get 2 paragraphs about the layout of furniture in the waiting area, 2 paragraphs about how his receptionist is dressed as well as 2 pages of her life story (grandmother, widower, 3 kids, 7 grandkids, etc…) She is irrelevant to the story but yet we now know her life history. After a paragraph describing the hall, Jake finally makes it to the balcony for his meeting. 2 paragraphs describing how grandpa is dressed as well as 2 pages about his life story (he just turned 86 and bought a motorcycle.) We’re subjected to an entire page of how sexy and sensual and provocative his girlfriend is and 2 more paragraphs describing how she is dressed. I cant help but think Ms. Robards was trying to impress us with her love of a thesaurus. After a couple more paragraphs telling us the layout of the furniture on the balcony and 2 more about the view, Jake looks over the railing. He sees a crocodile. And now his mind recalls—for TWO pages—a local news story from years ago when a crocodile ate someone’s dog.
All of this took 7 pages.
All of this unimportant to the plot.
All of this unnecessary.
Also, when we finally DO get to dialogue Ms. Robards yet again cant help but slow the pace of the novel.
In a very critical scene, Sarah and Jake are having a very important conversation at her kitchen table. Ok, good stuff, right? Important stuff, right? Jake asks if she’d like some smilk. She says yes. We now are subjected to describing Jake standing, walking across the kitchen, a description of the tile he ambles over. He open the fridge, he pulls out the milk, he moves right, he opens a cabinet, he removes a glass, he puts the glass on the counter, he pours the milk into the glass, he opens the fridge, he closes the fridge, he lifts the glass of milk, he turns, he walks back across the room and puts the glass down.
That’s not word for word but you get the idea. A critical important scene comes to a dead halt. And for no reason.
When the conversation concludes, Sarah not drinking the milk, we get the same thing in reverse as Jake now walks across the room again. Including 4 sentences describing the sound the milk makes as he pours it down the drain.
I understand novels need description. But, in my opinion, this was way too much.
Vanished was 369 pages. I got to page 275, more than 2/3 of the way through and had to give up. I no longer cared about the characters, the outcome. I also realized that here I was on page 275 and nothing new had been added to the plot since about page 65.
Reading should be enjoyable, fun, entertaining. It should not feel like homework.
I’m rating this a ‘1' based on Goodreads guidelines. A '2' indicates it was 'okay.' This book wasn't okay. 2’ I wont be reading any more of her novels.