This is the war that started it all. The legend that became a culture, converted into fiction, comic books and movies. The most meaningless yet brutal war that took two decades, thousands of good men and gods wasted their everything to become a part of. This is the one and only: Iliad and Odyssey.
Iliad ⭐⭐⭐
“Any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.”
Iliad was a confusing, brutal and unnecessary. It all started over Helen, who is abducted against her will and brought to Troy. Then hell broke, the armies of best men of the time are gathered while Gods gathered their strength and choose their sides. The battle was too weird to even to mention; when you think it’s about to end, a God or Goddess interferes and yet another day ends with a ceasefire, another chapter wasted on nothing.
The book opens with the conflict between Achilles and Agamemnon over trophy women taken from Troy. That is the point Greeks lose their champion warrior, who sit sulking until the end while the others try to survive. Everybody -both mortal and immortal- is too tense, stubborn and play tricks to win. They are often disguised as somebody else, burn thigh bones and create hecatombs to lure Gods in order to win this endless war that took 10 years. By the time they were done, everybody had already forgotten why they were there. The war is fought “one step forward, two step backs” thanks to all mighty immortals, who just cannot let mere humans deal with their own problems. Though sometimes frustrating, it was entertaining to watch how even the simplest of issues may lead to war and destruction; Gods acting like humans and cannot control emotions, everyone in power manipulating and stipulating while war is fought by mere foot soldiers.
The most disappointing part of this book was the ending and that there’s no mention of the wooden horse (The famous Trojan horse!). The best part is that now I can relate to most works of mythological fiction and many attributions to this ancient classic literature.
Odyssey ⭐⭐⭐⭐
“Man is the vainest of all creatures that have their being upon earth.”
Odyssey is yet another frustrating never-ending journey made Odyssey (Ulysses) regret surviving the Trojan War. Well, everybody either dead at war or on the road back home, Odyssey finds himself catapulting between islands with a bunch of men, who makes you question how the hell they did not manage to die in the battlefield. Gods, sirens, titans all fixate on our hero on his return journey; either helping him or trying to kill him. While at home the son and wife of Odyssey cry their eyes out waiting for him to return, which eventually takes about 10 years. This tale reminded me of the adventures of Sinbad from Arabian Tales, the misfortunes and lack of luck never cease to stop until he find a safe passage home. Yet another war waits for him at home, for tens of hundreds of suitors are camped outside to marry his wife Penelope and take the throne of Ithaca. I have to admit I enjoyed the return journey much better the war, the aftermath of Troy and how the survivors ended up. There’s only cursory, tiny little mention of the horse that sealed the fate of the war, which led to yet another disappointment on my side.
Overall, an overwhelming, exhausting and pain-in-the-arse kind of book yet an entertaining must-read, love-or-hate kind of classic literature.