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Is Your Cat Gay?
Have you ever found yourself pondering your cat's sexual preference? Perhaps the answer lies within these pages.
64 pages, Hardcover
First published November 2, 2004
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August 28, 2020
'Do you have a sneaking suspicion your cat leads a more glamorous life than you do?'
August 12, 2015
I've been very worried about the cat I live with. The very thought that I might be living with a GAY!? Cat!? I mean, ME!?
So I picked up this guide to try and help me out.
First off, it's for dude cats. Not lady cats. Already, strike one in terms of helping me with my problem.
Second, some of the stuff is like, "Does your dude cat go out on dates with other dude cats wearing leather motorcycle outfits? Dates that end in tender make-out sessions?" How does that help? I can do the math on that one, thanks.
Third, this book claimed that a gay male cat will break into your supply of Chanel No. 5. Are the rest of you NOT regularly spraying your cat with Chanel No. 5? What are you spraying them with, then? If you even start to say the words "White Diamonds" I will call the ASPCA on your ass so fast...
Frankly, I was hoping to discover that some of the cat's bad behaviors were the result of being gay. That's an actionable issue. I even called one of those re-education camps. They DO NOT take cats and get VERY angry when you ask and then hang up and call again and in a different voice, by the way.
It turns out that behaviors like scratching up nightstands, drinking out of my glass, and galloping around the house in the night are not so much gay behaviors as they are cat behaviors. Which I had to learn by calling a re-education camp over and over with different voices. And I gave them a lot of credit card numbers, which seems, in retrospect, like a poor decision.
If this book had been a little more responsible and helpful, maybe Camp Straight Arrow wouldn't have my credit cards and use those cards to buy weird vans to go pick up kids against their will. Sorry about that, kids. But we wouldn't be in this situation right now if this book had been a little more researched.
So I picked up this guide to try and help me out.
First off, it's for dude cats. Not lady cats. Already, strike one in terms of helping me with my problem.
Second, some of the stuff is like, "Does your dude cat go out on dates with other dude cats wearing leather motorcycle outfits? Dates that end in tender make-out sessions?" How does that help? I can do the math on that one, thanks.
Third, this book claimed that a gay male cat will break into your supply of Chanel No. 5. Are the rest of you NOT regularly spraying your cat with Chanel No. 5? What are you spraying them with, then? If you even start to say the words "White Diamonds" I will call the ASPCA on your ass so fast...
Frankly, I was hoping to discover that some of the cat's bad behaviors were the result of being gay. That's an actionable issue. I even called one of those re-education camps. They DO NOT take cats and get VERY angry when you ask and then hang up and call again and in a different voice, by the way.
It turns out that behaviors like scratching up nightstands, drinking out of my glass, and galloping around the house in the night are not so much gay behaviors as they are cat behaviors. Which I had to learn by calling a re-education camp over and over with different voices. And I gave them a lot of credit card numbers, which seems, in retrospect, like a poor decision.
If this book had been a little more responsible and helpful, maybe Camp Straight Arrow wouldn't have my credit cards and use those cards to buy weird vans to go pick up kids against their will. Sorry about that, kids. But we wouldn't be in this situation right now if this book had been a little more researched.
March 15, 2013
Sheer fun. Well, not quite. It's mildly thought-provoking about human society. But only mildly (satire also caught by the wonderful illustrations). Mostly fun!
Pret, pret en meer pret, veral weens die illustrasies, met enkele prikkies van satire oor die menslike samelewing. Maar eintlik (grotendeels) PRET met 'n hoofletter P!
Pret, pret en meer pret, veral weens die illustrasies, met enkele prikkies van satire oor die menslike samelewing. Maar eintlik (grotendeels) PRET met 'n hoofletter P!
March 22, 2020
I was thinking about Freddie Mercury, as you do before bed, calming mechanism, When I stumbled upon this little book here.
How cute
It's a small fun book, takes minutes to read, with childish yet very interesting drawings of a very fabulous cat.
And by the way, according to this book
My cat is not, in fact, gay.
Even though a stranger male cat been stalking and sniffing him all over for two days now.
Bizarre isn't it?
How cute
It's a small fun book, takes minutes to read, with childish yet very interesting drawings of a very fabulous cat.
And by the way, according to this book
My cat is not, in fact, gay.
Even though a stranger male cat been stalking and sniffing him all over for two days now.
Bizarre isn't it?
March 28, 2023
This modern pride and prejudice was ✨ EYE OPENING ✨!! I cannot believe i missed the signs! My musical obsessed, chain smoking, fashion diva cat is actually GAY 💖!!! Now i can help this slayful Queen live his best they/them life 🏳️🌈 #Pride #ProudMomMoment #BeUrself #RuPaul #SlayTheHouseDown #ShantayYouStay
October 1, 2019
Ridiculous. Trash. Insulting to both cats and queer folk. Burn any copy you see.
December 10, 2016
This was cute and funny but neither That Cute nor That Funny and anyway considering that like all the cats I know belong to gay people, I'd already decided that those cats must be gay too lmao. Friendly reminder to future me that you should bring this when you go over to Merric's house and meet his cat
May 24, 2021
Well... It had cats, and nice pictures.
But that's it. It was not that funny, just meh 😅
But that's it. It was not that funny, just meh 😅
May 3, 2022
selekcja e-booków storytela nie przestaje mnie zaskakiwać
October 8, 2022
It was not funny and I think I couldn't connect. Well of course cats have a glamorous life but you can't call that being happy
August 23, 2015
Although this book was only inclusive of males cats (c'mon, help out the female cat owners) and a little bit stereotypical (which I'm not inclined to be offended about because it's clearly just a funny, quirky picture book meant for adults who are old enough to know that it's not being serious) it was an adorable, funny, quick read.
October 27, 2014
A fantastic read! I am a tad worried about my cat but I will never stop loving and supporting Batman. Thanks, Dani for getting me this book to begin with. She's such a cutie-pie, she buys me everything related to cats. ^^;
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August 12, 2009Takes literally about five minutes to read. Saw it on the humor shelf at the library, so I gave it a chance. It was cute.
November 24, 2010
enjoy wasting time
January 26, 2014
Quite intriguing and truly makes you question your cat's sexual orientation
January 8, 2014
A short, adorable entertaining read!
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