Having been given a set of Penguin book ends for Christmas and having always been an avid Penguin book collector, when I saw a book called 'Penguin' I just had to have it.
And speaking of presents, Ben received a well wrapped present and, undoing it he discovered a penguin inside. He greeted the penguin, 'Hello Penguin!' But the penguin did not speak.
Ben tried again, 'What shall we play', he said holding up the penguin. When there was no reply he resorted to 'Can't you talk?' The penguin still said nothing.
Ben then tickled the penguin, he did not laugh; Ben pulled his funniest face, the penguin did not laugh; Ben put on a happy hat and sang a silly song and did a dizzy dance, the penguin was still poker-faced and said nothing.
Ben stood on his head, prodded penguin, blew a raspberry, made fun of penguin and even imitated penguin. But the penguin still said nothing.
Ben studiously ignored penguin and penguin in return ignored Ben. So Ben fired penguin into outer space but then he came back to earth without a word.
Amazingly a passing lion came along and Ben tried to feed penguin to it but the lion did not want to eat penguin. Ben got very upset but penguin still said nothing. In desperation Ben shouted at the top of his voice, 'Say something'. And while penguin said nothing the lion felt that Ben was too noisy and ate him!
While the lion was licking his lips in contentment, penguin went up to the lion and bit him very hard on the nose. 'Ow!' said the lion, spitting Ben out as Ben screamed 'Wow!'
Penguin then spoke but his words come out as pictures but it seems that he was re-living and enjoying everything that Ben had previously said. And Ben and penguin ended up hugging each other, very much in love!
Charming!