the radio said, "Are scientists close to explaining the nature of the universe? Ho! Ho! Ho!"
- The Truth Is Laughter, pg. 10
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Time magazine said he used a screwdriver to divine the reason Moses took the long way around and a spell in Arabic: some days it's honey, some days it's onions
- The Truth Is Laughter, pg. 25
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you can kiss my ass, but then, I'm a gentle man, so you can kiss anything you want to but no marriage