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A Child'S First Bible
Explains why people go to church to worship God, and describes some of the activities that are part of religious services.
- GenresChildrens
24 pages, Board Book
First published December 12, 1981
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Sally Lloyd-Jones
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November 1, 2016In order to help your homeschooled child better understand what they see on Fox News, I present this handy timeline of key events in world history.
4004 BC God creates DOS operating system.
3992 BC Eve gives Adam an early Apple Mac as a birthday present. God expels the pair from Paradise.
3755 BC Cain kills Abel for laughing when his Skype connection to Heaven crashes.
3754 BC Facebook invented so that everyone can unfriend Cain.
2348 BC Angered by the increasing number of cat pictures on Instagram, God decides to drown all humanity except Noah and his family.
2200 BC Tower of Babel project cancelled due to software incompatibility issues.
1890 BC Sodom and Gomorrah start using Linux and are destroyed by rain of fire and brimstone.
1504 BC Descending from Mount Sinai, Moses drops the tablet containing the One Commandment ("Thou shalt use a secure email server") but manages to cover successfully.
32 AD In his "cast the first stone" speech, Jesus suggests forgiving people who make poor computing infrastructure decisions.
33 AD Jesus crucified.
329 AD Constantine makes Windows obligatory throughout Roman Empire.
476 AD Fall of Rome.
1480 AD Spanish Inquisition launch helpline service.
1945 AD Third Reich defeated after using insecure Enigma communication system.
2013 AD Top secret Hillary Clinton emails hacked, causing downfall of US.
2016 AD Donald Trump elected.
2017 AD The Rapture.
4004 BC God creates DOS operating system.
3992 BC Eve gives Adam an early Apple Mac as a birthday present. God expels the pair from Paradise.
3755 BC Cain kills Abel for laughing when his Skype connection to Heaven crashes.
3754 BC Facebook invented so that everyone can unfriend Cain.
2348 BC Angered by the increasing number of cat pictures on Instagram, God decides to drown all humanity except Noah and his family.
2200 BC Tower of Babel project cancelled due to software incompatibility issues.
1890 BC Sodom and Gomorrah start using Linux and are destroyed by rain of fire and brimstone.
1504 BC Descending from Mount Sinai, Moses drops the tablet containing the One Commandment ("Thou shalt use a secure email server") but manages to cover successfully.
32 AD In his "cast the first stone" speech, Jesus suggests forgiving people who make poor computing infrastructure decisions.
33 AD Jesus crucified.
329 AD Constantine makes Windows obligatory throughout Roman Empire.
476 AD Fall of Rome.
1480 AD Spanish Inquisition launch helpline service.
1945 AD Third Reich defeated after using insecure Enigma communication system.
2013 AD Top secret Hillary Clinton emails hacked, causing downfall of US.
2016 AD Donald Trump elected.
2017 AD The Rapture.
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July 29, 2013I just had to start someplace to understand the Bible. And I did not want it to be wikipedia. For reasons of my own. Ok, fine, it also did help me in my reading challenge.
Without ANY concrete background of christian ideas, for me it was helpful.
Without ANY concrete background of christian ideas, for me it was helpful.
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October 3, 2018Although billed for this audience, the stories were TOO simplistic. Read more...
May 4, 2013
stories are simple but open the door for the kids to ask more questions
February 27, 2023
Maybe for ages 1-3, but not for kindergarten; too 'babyish'
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