Jointly written in 1965 by Theodore L. Thomas and Kate Wilhelm, and based upon Thomas' earlier short story of the same name. The Clone was nominated for a Nebula Award, but lost to a little book by Frank Herbert called Dune. Which itself has since gone on to become a science fiction classic. And a really disturbing David Lynch movie, but we're not here to discuss Herbert's masterpiece. We're here to discuss one of the many novels that it beat out for the Nebula Award!
The Clone begins auspiciously enough. Some janitors in a Chicago office building pour cleaning chemicals containing muriatic acid and trisodium phosphate down the sink and they wind up in the sewer, where they mingle with other refuse (silica gel and hamburger meat most notably). The warm sewer water allows a new life form to spring forth from these combined ingredients: an amorphous blob of green slime which quickly begins spreading through the sewers and aqueducts beneath Chicago, soon flowing up into people's homes through their drains.
The creature is dubbed "the clone." Why? Well, it absorbs and converts the cells of other living things into its own, replicating itself, but never intentionally creating separate copies of itself (although this does happen a couple of times). So I guess this is a kind of cloning, as it "clones" itself by converting its victims into its own mass and growing larger.
But the novel keeps calling it "the clone," so that's what I'll call it.
Its modus operandi is to have pieces of itself, tentacle-like, emerge from drains and faucets and attach itself to people. On contact the person is immediately fused to the clone and the absorbing process begins within seconds. It can even get at you through your clothing, provided you're wearing a specific type of fabric (the clone absorbs more than just organic matter). The assimilation process is totally painless which is the main difference between this and the similar The Blob.
The first thing one notices about the book is how the authors avoid any pretense of mystery about the monster's creation. This is told in great detail in the first chapter. As a result, the reader is aware of the nature of the menace but the characters (such as they are) are not. The characters themselves are mostly ciphers, with the closest thing to a hero being Dr. Mark Kenniston, a junior pathologist who winds up deducing the nature of the clone and how to deal with it.
Here are some highlights:
-Mark's boss, Dr. Agnew, tries to cut off a piece of the clone to experiment with and winds up getting it on his hand, which it starts to absorb. Before it can assimilate the rest of Agnew, Mark's friend Harry cuts Agnew's arm off at the elbow, saving him. Another doctor isn't as lucky; although they cut his hand off him, too, the clone went inside his arm, and the poor bastard is absorbed from the inside-out.
-When the clone attacks a clothing store called Steinway's; I'm unsure if this is a real Chicago store; a suicidal woman named Ellie Hagen sees the all-absorbing monstrosity as an "out" and willingly steps into it and gets absorbed. There's also another shopper, Charlies Hallingford, who gets eaten because he just couldn't leave without that bargain-priced suit he picked out just before the attack (the clone had begun absorbing the jacket and Charles rather foolishly makes a heroic effort to pull it free).
-One of the most heroic characters in the novel is a skeptical mechanic named Dory. And yes, it's a male character. Armed with a blowtorch he rescues several schoolkids being besieged by the clone. The last few don't make it, and Dory sacrifices himself in a vain effort to save them. Dory grabs the most terrified of the children and holds onto him as they begin getting engulfed, and, I may as well just repeat verbatim what the book says: "Dory held the terrified boy until there was nothing left to hold, and nothing left to hold with."
There's other wonderful bits including the fate of abusive dickweed Timothy O'Herlihy whose default response to someone asking you a question is to hit them, and the increasingly hysterical Mayor Slattery. To say nothing of the fact the clone eventually grows so large it one-ups either version of The Blob and begins consuming the entire city.
The episodic nature of the writing means everything jumps from one situation to the next very quickly, and also the chapters are all a handful of very large, long single paragraphs without dialogue, make it difficult for the reader to properly understand what was just described and digest everything (no pun intended), forcing them to repeatedly backtrack and reread to see what, if anything, they missed. This gets tiresome very quickly and I wound up skimming the last half of the book instead of reading it in-depth out of sheer annoyance.
Nevertheless, it's interesting premise (a variation of the tried and true "blob monster" shtick) and deserves a readthrough. Although it's out of print, it can be bought cheap on eBay, Amazon and other websites. It may even, if handled correctly, make a pretty decent movie. An adaptation of a lesser-known novel is certainly better than all the remakes we're getting lately!