Jack and I wound our way up the US-101 North towards Buelleton. The freeway ribboned before us and my mind again began to wander and curl itself around the endless and decadent tasting possibilites that lay before us in what I had described to my agent Evelyn on that phone earlier that day as "the poor man's wine country." Jack's mind seemed preoccupied as well; he gazed longingly and vacantly into the gray clouds that loomed before us. I wondered for a brief moment if he was absorbed in thoughts about the wedding...about Babs. Was he making the wrong choice? Suddenly, he turned to me.
"You think we're making a mistake letting Sideways get turned into a movie, Homes?" he asked.
"Woah!" I said, gripping my fingers against the wheel a little more tightly. "No," I replied abruptly. "Why? Do you?"
Jack was silent for a moment.
"I don't know," he sighed finally. "It's probably fine. It's just that...I wonder how much they're going to change the story. Do you think they're like, totally going to fuck it up? Because that would be weird..."
"They'll probably keep the general structure intact," I reassured him, though truth be told, I had wondered the same thing myself and it had even kept me wide awake on a few torturous nights. "Maybe they'll simplify things a little," I opined. "Cut down somewhat on the sex and the cursing."
"Why would those fuckers do a stupid thing like that?" Jack asked indigantly.
"Well how the hell should I know, Jackson?" I said, beginning to feel the familiar sting of irritation creep up the back of my spine and wondering if I had misplaced my bottle of Xanax after the most recent pit stop at the State Street exit. This wasn't exactly the ideal time to be sans happy pills, even with all the wine I accurately anticipated I would be imbibing that week.
"I just don't want all those people to walk out of the movie thinking we're even bigger assholes than how we're portrayed in the book," Jack explained, still staring off into nowhere.
"Trust me," I said to him confidently. "That just isn't possible."
**
Now that you've waded through my bad imitation tomfoolery, let me just say that Sideways is one of my favorite movies...ever. I saw it in theaters in the winter of 2004 in Berkeley, California. At the time, I don't think I appreciated it fully. Then again, I was 19. I didn't appreciate anything fully. It took me traveling 6000 miles from home the following year to connect with what the story was saying, and the humanity of the characters. I was missing my home state very much at the time, and the film just captures the place in such a comfy, homey, relatable kind of way.
The book does the same. Here are my thoughts:
1) great writing: about two months ago I attended a Toastmasters meeting in Glendale. During the course of the night, people would give out extra points to the speakers who spiced up their speeches with particularly smart, clever expressions. If Rex Pickett were a Toastmaster, he'd probably come home every week with the biggest prize. One of my faves from the book: "Nuts is nuts, and I ain't going Planters!" (delivered by Miles). Who doesn't love that kind of thing?
2) thank GAWD for those name changes: In the book, the woman Jack is about to marry is named "Babs." In the movie, they changed it to "Christine." Smart choice. Babs is, in my opinion, one of the ugliest female names known to female-kind. Why not just name her Francis or Geraldine for crying out loud? I'd prefer "Barbara" any day of the week. They also changed "Terra" to "Stephanie." Another smart choice on the filmmaker's part: "Terra" is too similar-sounding to "Maya" (Miles' love interest). Come on, Rex! (I mean, I know your wife is named Babs/Barbara, but still...)
3) The characters Jack and Miles are, in the movie...jerky. Yet there is a humanity to them that cannot be denied. I don't get how people on this website are saying stuff like: "I HATED the characters in the movie because they're such jerks, but after having read the book, I feel better about them because now I understand WHY they're jerks." Er...that doesn't make any sense. If anything, they're MORE jerky and stuck up and supercilious in the book than in the movie. And no, the book does not explain the origin of their jerkdom (And honestly, at the end of the day, is it that important to understand WHY someone is an a-hole? Think about it. Actually, don't think about, I'll tell you: the answer is no.)
4) Maya is a complicated character. She's the one with the soul. You'd have to have a soul if you watch the guy you're interested in repeatedly make an a** of himself (the scene where he sings Crystal Blue Persuasion on karoke night cracked me up) and basically screw up in nearly every possible way and STILL at the end of it all go out of your way to be with him. Either the woman has a serious screw loose or she's a compassionate saint. The jury's still out on that one.
5) If you liked the movie as I clearly did, and you like the characters Miles and Jack and the dynamic of their dialogue/relationship, reading this book will feel like a treat. It will feel like spending an extended amount of time with old friends and eavesdropping on their conversations...not that you'd eavesdrop on your friends...I'm just saying...