Re Phantom Lover - Susan Napier goes the Big Misunderstanding route in this story of misdirected letters and continual bickerfests.
The h starts the book in a police station. She had been exchanging letters with a local man and all of the sudden the letters turned into romantic sonnets. Since the h considers herself on the plain side with a marvelous voice, she is more than flattered by the attention, she falls head over heels into love.
Only to discover that the initial the letters are addressed to are meant for her sister, whose first name starts with the same letter. Mortified and upset, because her sister is an international model and a right snotty, condescending witch to boot, the h decides to go and ask for her letters back.
After a series of embarrassing mishaps, the h winds up getting arrested outside the H's mansion. As it turns out, the h is put in the middle of an investigation of some disturbing, threatening letters the H has been receiving and the police and the H are wondering if she is the culprit.
So the highly embarrassed h has to explain to several menacing police officers about the misdirected letters. Then she is allowed to leave, only to be kidnapped by the H a few hours later when he breaks into her home. The h has a very quarrelsome cat named Monty and Monty doesn't like the H and claws up his head as Monty is making his escape.
The H demands that the h return his letters and she gives him the ones she has, apparently there are some more that are missing and the H is certain that the h is a malicious blackmailer. So he drags the h off to his house for the duration of the police investigation. Then he tosses in that the h might be a target too, when the h starts complaining.
The h's mother is delighted to see the h, the H's brother recently died and the H is having to take over his brother's side of the family business, it is in a bit of a muddle. The H's sister in law, which the h embarrassingly believes is his wife at first, is not at all happy to see the h and neither is the H's ten year old daughter. Monty bites the sister in law, but loves the H's mother. He keeps clawing at the H too.
As the days pass, the h is conned into doing a company newsletter for the H, she does free lance desk top publishing and also does articles for the local paper. The H's daughter is a bit precocious and eventually it comes out that the daughter was the one sending the h the H's old love letters to his now deceased wife. The threatening letters were sent by a disgruntled guy who failed a job interview, so there is no real threat to the H's family.
The daughter did not want the H to marry the sister in law and thought that the letters would be a great way to bring the two together. The only thing was that the daughter saw the h's sister's picture in the paper and thought the sister was the h.
(The H, h and sister were all at the same ball together and the H gave the sister a ride home. The h was ill at the ball and fell asleep on a garden bench, so the H put her in the back seat of her car at her sister's behest. The H sent the sister a Valentine's card the next day on whim and so the whole correspondence thing began.)
The h and H have been verbally baiting each other the whole time, but now that the mystery is solved, the h wants the romantic letters she wrote back. The H has been promising to get them back to her, but now the h realizes the daughter must have them. She goes to get them back from the girl and the daughter reveals that she gave them to the H.
The h finds the H reading them and laughing over the h's emotions. Needless to say the poor h is more humiliated and then the h's sister shows up and goes out with the H when he asks. The H and sister come home slightly drunk and very late that night and the h has a huge hissy fit.
The H is pleased, cause he wanted to upset the h even further and then they wind up in bed. After three rounds of the lurve club experience, the H decides to berate the h for being a unicorn groomer. Then the H's sister in law walks in and right after that the H's daughter.
The H claims he and the h are gong to marry and the h loses her temper again and angrily tells him that she isn't a friendly bed warmer who is a Plain Jane sloppy second replacement for his goddess-like and beloved dead wife, just because she gets along well with his mother and his child and to top the cake, she can be manipulated into being in love with him, while he mocks her behind her back. The h goes home with her skank sister berating her for leaving and not grabbing what she can get, and then the H mails another package.
This time it is pictures of his wife, who was plain herself and the H also sends a love letter, which one of the complaints of the h was that she did not believe the H loved her because he never actually wrote anything romantic to her.
The H then shows up with Monty, who doesn't like being carted around the country without a proper carrier, and the h decides that the H is sincere and she declares her love, while Monty plots another H attack for the big HEA.
This one was not my cuppa. I don't like continually humiliating h's who have always been humiliated their entire lives by those who are supposed to be supporting them. I also did not like the message that plain people should just be grateful that somebody wants them, even if they are being used because they are kind and generous and a sloppy second.
It was pretty clear that the H really loved his first wife and thought she was beautiful no matter what she looked like. What was less clear was that he felt the same way about the h. I don't think he did and I really don't like when the h gets her big smackdown moment and it ends up humiliating her even more. Monty was a great addition and should have been allowed to rip the H's face off, that he did not get enough page time was another big disappointment.
The whole story was awkward and the HEA was a belief fail for me, so while others rate this more highly than I did, I wasn't really feeling the love on this HPlandia outing.