This book came out in 2008. There’s a chance the author, who won many, many sports writing awards before he died, was attempting to show a snapshot of the sport in its day: That players, though beloved, can be monsters; that managers, though experienced, can be naïve; that people, though professional, can be racists. That fans are greedy, that the youth are egotistical, that analysts are know-it-alls and that writers are just kindly old souls who are equal in both brilliance and coolness (except the young ones, or the ones on the radio).
But this book goes places so sloppily, so ignorantly, and so ham-fistedly, whatever points the author thought he was making are entirely lost.
This book is a sad old man’s fantasy. It takes place in a world where rape is just a plot point and not a crime, where every negative quality about a person can become sympathetic because of other things they’ve been through, and where an old man still has an adult daughter who exclusively calls him “daddy” (Over and over and over again, even when he’s not in the room). The main character compares her boobs–yep, his own daughter’s boobs–to his ex-wife’s. Don’t worry, he decides that his daughter’s are better. This happens on like, page 6.
Oh I’m sorry, was that weird? Well don’t worry, the author sort of explains for him that, actually, it’s not creepy, and is in fact normal and fine. Thirty pages later, he says his daughter is too much of a child for him to have an adult conversation with–his daughter who is both A. an adult and B. old enough for him to be talking about her boobs. Let’s, for sake of the argument, give the author the benefit of the doubt here and say for A, it was supposed to be a character moment, showing that our protagonist has never accepted the end of his daughter’s childhood. But then there’s B, which told me I should not be taking anything this writer has written, or attempted to write, at all seriously.
Also, closer to the end, he sees his daughter in person and she immediately pities him and treats him like she’s his mother, even thinking (the book jarringly switches perspectives without warning whenever the author feels like it) “I’m the parent now.” Nothing to read into there!
It turns out our hero’s in a bad spot because he lied to the police about witnessing his star player get aggressive with a woman before he allegedly raped her in his hotel room. And then his daughter, who is a survivor of rape, tries to TALK HIM OUT OF TELLING THE COPS THE TRUTH. She succeeds, and everyone agrees it’s the right thing to do. That’s how the book ends. At no point are you given a definitive answer as to whether or not the guy committed the crime. So we’re left with a story where all the characters get what they want, but one of them could be a rapist, and the other one covered for him. Uh?
This is a quote from this book. You will not believe me. I am dead serious:
“Hey, I’m the one who got raped, Daddy, not you!”
Wh… what. What? Who would… say that sentence? Who would write that someone said that sentence? Why is “daddy” capitalized? In the book, this is framed as a playful statement, right before the main character’s daughter goes to speak privately with the alleged rapist. Oh, also, did I mention that the book ends with the alleged rapist and the rape survivor having a flirtatious relationship where they keep winking at each other?
Mike Schmidt called this book, “a baseball masterpiece,” on the same level as The Natural and Field of Dreams. Everyone with a quote on this dust jacket is as dumb as a character in the book, only they actually exist and are walking around out there in real life. Chilling.
I bet you thought this book wouldn’t touch on race! Well great news: Our main character has thoughts on black players’ names, and they are–you guessed it–what I assume the opener at a boomer comedy club sounds like. The white main character considers–and he says this, to a non-white person, in what’s supposed to be a poignant moment–himself to be a minority because–hold onto your hat–of how hard it was for him to play baseball in the minor leagues. And he doesn’t mean hard culturally, socially, or even racially. Just the skill level. He wasn’t very good, so it was hard. And to him, that's the same thing as racial discrimination.
I know! I know.
Then he puts an exclamation point on this exchange by shouting two racial slurs (??)–yep, that one is one of them–I guess because he felt like he had the chance within the context to say them and get away with it?
This feels like a story that was written so that a guy who spent a career in the industry could unload his off-the-record notebook before he went on his way, and then also try to sprinkle his own feelings in there so that now HE can decide what happens. Every character, especially the main one, is dumb as hell. Again, is this by design? The prose and the idea are both so poor I can’t imagine that’s the case. Besides, the thoughts and feelings he’s framing as “truth bombs” or “the real baseball” for his characters to say seem to be reflections of himself, as well.
If this was an attempt for the author to jam together everything he feels the modern sport of baseball is missing while discussing issues he was in no way equipped to write about, using zero grace or nuance, it was a success. It just made for a shitty, embarrassing book. If this was an attempt at satire or a portrayal of events for us to observe, and not necessarily sympathize with, it still doesn’t work, because it’s so, so poorly executed.
Here’s a quote from a Sports Illustrated writer about this book: “In men like Traveler and Alcazar we find the beating heart and struggling soul of baseball..."
Those character names refer to that guy who likes his daughter’s boobs and the guy who might be a rapist, respectively. The beating heart of baseball.