this book started off with some promise. it follows two primary characters, petra & bill. petra is a 13-year-old girl growing up in wales. it's 1974 & she is OBSESSED with david cassidy. she is striving to be integrated into the popular clique at school, which is headed by a queen bee named gillian. petra is not yet confident & popular enough to be gillian's BFF so she has become close to another girl in the group, sharon. all of the girls like david cassidy, but petra & sharon are bonded by their all-consuming obsession. petra is also a cellist & the daughter of a rather stern german mother who does not approve of pop music, so the whole david cassidy thing is kind of covert.
bill is in his early 20s & after graduating from university with a degree in english literature (specializing in the romantic poets), he is having trouble finding work. he finally lands a gig writing for "the ultimate david cassidy magazine". it's a bit fancier than all the other fan rags & its claim to fame is a new personal letter from david cassidy himself in each issue. bill's job is to write these letters. in a rather labored bit of plotting, bill's girlfriend, ruth, loathes david cassidy with an all-consuming passion, so bill "has" to lie to her about what he does for work. he leads her to believe that he writes for a regular rock magazine, interviewing non-embarrassing musicians like john lennon & led zeppelin, but that he writes under a pseudonym so she can never see what he writes. or something. this plotline didn't make a lot of sense to me because you'd think ruth would just be relieved that her boyfriend had a job--any job. & a gig at even an embarrassing teen rag focusing on david cassidy has potential to turn into something bigger & better. are we supposed to think she would have broken up with him if she knew the truth? would that have been so bad, considering that ruth wasn't really a very important character? was her hatred of david cassidy supposed to illustrate bill's shame about his job? i feel like pearson had a thousand other avenues to explore that rather than attaching this manufactured bit of trouble to the bill/ruth dynamic.
anyway, like i said, this first half of the book isn't too bad. i think pearson does a really good job exploring the phenomenon of teen girl celebrity crushes. it all builds up to a big climax in which petra enters "the ultimate david cassidy fan quiz," sponsored by the fan magazine for which bill writes. the grand prize is an all-expenses paid trip to california for the winner & a friend to actually meet david cassidy on the set of "the partridge family". bill's boss asks him to make the quiz really difficult, full of questions that only a real super-fan could answer correctly, to weed out the girls who are taking a time out from their obsession with donny osmond to try to score a free trip to california. petra & sharon spend every spare moment laboring over the quiz...& then gillian invites petra over for some one-on-one time, something that has never happened before. after gillian butters petra up by giving her clothes & inviting her to go to the beach with some boys, she asks to be listed as petra's friend on the quiz entry. petra has been dreaming of the day that gillian would cast her in the role of BFF, but she can't stand the thought of betraying sharon. she stammers & says that she will enter gillian's name instead...but she can't go through it. nonetheless, while the girls are on the train en route to actually see david cassidy live in concert in london, gillian tells everyone that petra said she'd enter gillian instead of sharon & sharon is very hurt.
the concert ends up being a disaster. one girl actually dies from a heart condition or being crushed by the crowd or something. sharon is trampled & breaks a rib. petra gets in ENORMOUS TROUBLE for lying to her mother about the concert. bill is at the concert as well, with a press pass. he even interacts with petra & sharon. he found a lost shoe, & noticed that petra is missing a shoe. it's not the same shoe. he encourages sharon to get medical attention, but the girls insist that they need to stay in case david cassidy resumes the concert.
fast forward 25 years. petra's mother dies on the same day that she finds out that her husband has a mistress. this is where the book begins to completely unravel, because the writing about the modern-day characters is far worse than the writing about the younger characters. when you first read that petra's husband is having an affair, & that she just found out when the mistress called & confessed, you're like, "oh my god, how awful." but through a series of extremely tedious flashbacks, you learn that petra's husband has in fact been cheating on her with all kinds of women for the last thirteen years. he started when their daughter was in the NICU after being born eleven weeks premature. & petra has known about it the whole time. given that, having a mistress call you up & confess wouldn't necessarily seem like THAT big of a deal. i mean, if you're going to tolerate bad behavior for thirteen years, don't expect me to clutch my pearls when it happens again, you know?
but of course we had to get the husband out of the picture for the romance to unfold. petra discovers the letter from "the ultimate david cassidy fan magazine" (they really couldn't have come up with a better title than that?) in her mother's closet. she won the contest all those years before, & her mother didn't tell her because i guess she didn't approve or something. seems like you should have had to get your parent's permission BEFORE entering the contest, but what do i know?
in a fit of despair, petra calls the publishing company that bought the company that had once published "the ultimate david cassidy fan magazine". a woman named marie answers, & the writing starts to get REALLY sloppy. we learn so much about marie. she's hungover. she's young. she's catholic. she's the editor of a lighthearted teen magazine for girls. she is in competition with another magazine for girls that writes about sex & blow jobs. marie prefers her magazine, which respects the youth & naivete of the readership. she has to get to the editorial meeting with "the boss" who runs the whole company & assigns stories & what-not. &...we can all see where this is going, right? amoebas everywhere are like, "oh, bill is totally the guy who runs the company, right? & this whole chapter with marie calling him 'the boss' non-stop is a really lame attempt to throw us off the scent by not using his name." it did not escape MY notice that the entire book is written in omniscient third-person but that we only ever really get inside the heads of petra & bill (save for one sentence that is inside ruth's head, but it was so jarring that i chalk it up to bad editing). so of course this whole chapter in marie's head is shitty writing building up to a climactic reveal that fell totally flat for anyone who actually knows anything about writing. dreadful.
yes, bill runs the company & when marie mentions petra's phone call, he decides that they should award petra the prize now. bring her in for a make-over, fly her & sharon to las vegas to see david cassidy perform one of his revival shows, & then arrange a meeting. write it up for one of the magazines as a kind of fin de siecle nostalgia piece.
&...we all see where THIS is going, right? raise your hand if you don't think bill & petra are going to fall in love. okay, you, that guy who raised his hand...you fail. get out of my classroom.
the writing falls apart completely with the introduction of adult sharon. as a teen, she was written as cheerful & confident. she seemed like a realistic, bubbly, optimistic teenage girl. pearson tries to write adult sharon in pretty much the same way & she comes across as suffering from some kind of brain damage. she routinely jumps up & down in glee, she has loud inappropriate conversations with strangers because she is just so damn lovable, she makes randy off-color jokes in front of people she doesn't know because of her irrepressible joie de vivre...she sounds like she needs some kind of full-time health aid to make sure she doesn't get into the van with the guy brandishing lollipops, seriously. it's ridiculous.
& i really wish pearson would have run the manuscript by an american. she has americans saying things like, "it's about 100 yards down the hallway." no. we don't do the metric system here. the only time americans talk about yards is when they're talking about football. she has an american refer to a "moving walkway". again, no. we call them "sidewalks". she has david cassidy say that he imagines his fame will eventually "pass on". again, not something an american would say. there are just a lot of little mistakes like this & they're jarring.
oh, & the whole bill & petra falling in love thing? just dreadful. i mean...why? just because they're both single? the timeline was fuzzy to me, but it seemed like only about a month had passed since petra's marriage dissolved. i guess we're supposed to think that bill created this false david cassidy character that petra fell in love with as a 13-year-old, so of course she would fall in love with bill as an adult...& there was also a weird belabored bit about petra feeling betrayed when she learns that bill wrote the david cassidy letters she loved so much as a child. um. did she really think they were real? i am reminded of my mom's grandfather telling her, when she was five years old, that if you pick up a newborn calf every day starting on the day that it's born, eventually you'll be able to pick up a full-grown cow. obviously that's not true. instead, there will just come a day that you can't life the calf anymore. but she believed it for over thirty years. realizing the truth & getting MAD about it is the equivalent of petra being informed that david cassidy didn't really write those letters & getting mad about that. it's just stupid.
okay. i'm done.