Re Tempestuous Affair - this is another groundbreaker for HPlandia. CM throws tradition aside, and actually starts the book at the breakup of a relationship instead of the beginning. Not only does she start at the end, but the h has flaunted all conventional (until now) HP mores, and has been living and loving with the H for the six months prior to the start of the story-- to the condemnation of her mother and her friends. The only one who understands is her older sister, who lost her fiance' to leukemia two years earlier, and reassures the h that despite the nay-sayers, she had to try the live-in relationship to see if the H would return her love. Interestingly, the h is never referred to as a mistress, she is always the H's ex-girlfriend or lover.
When the story starts this strategy hasn't worked. The H is happy but the h is caught in the classic trap of loving a man who doesn't love her back. So instead of martyring herself to the cause of love, she waits until the H has to travel for a photo shoot in the US and packs up her bags and moves back to her flat. (Which she sensibly continued to pay the rent on.)
The H returns in blaze of fiery temper that quickly morphs into passion but the h straight out tells him that the lovin' has been great, but she needs more. The H doesn't get it, or at least he pretends not to. So the h spells it out, they work together and they have sex - he won't meet her friends or her family and they don't really do "couply" things together. She wants a real relationship with an opportunity for marriage and what they had just won't do.
She holds off the H's amorous advances but agrees to see him at work on Monday. Later on, she quickly realizes that having your ex lover for a boss is just not going to work, especially when you're still in love with him. So she turns in her resignation too. She has to work out her notice tho, so there is still plenty of time for interesting things to happen.
Number one is meeting the H's new client, he is a big cosmetic tycoon and very interested in the h-- until he meets her sister at a dinner party that a mutual friend of both the H and h invites each of them to. Since they are officially over as a couple, the friend encourages them to bring new partners. The friend is actually trying a bit of reconciliation matchmaking here, as ironically now that the h has taken a stand and ended a going nowhere love affair, everyone around her is encouraging her to hang on and keep on fighting.
The H shows up with a famous model (he is a fashion photographer, but he always wears three piece suits), and nearly explodes with jealousy when the cosmetic tycoon whisks the h away to the balcony for a bit of intimate chat. (The CT is actually trying to pump the h for sister info, but the H doesn't know that.) The H then tries to flirt with the sister but the sister ( in a rare show of loyalty from an HPlandia sibling relationship), cuts the H down to size and walks off.
The H propositions the h again, but she is rescued by CT and the next day finagles the sister and the CT into going off by themselves. The sister comes back and is worried that she is stealing her little sis's boyfriend (the CT kissed her), but the h reassures her and encourages the relationship. (The sis and the CT was a pretty sweet secondary romance, it was also ideal for the h to imply by omission that she and the CT were getting married after he proposes to the sister, thus getting some of her own back against the H's multi-bouquet of ravishing ladies he displays before the h.)
The h and H do have one more passionate encounter, but big shock Number two is when a woman from the H's unknown past is chosen to star in the CT's new add campaign. The OW is flat out evil and the H seems to be strangely subdued and uncertain in her presence. He starts spending a lot of time with the OW and the h is trying to find a new job.
After a false start where she interviewed with a guy who insisted "personal attention" was part of the job description, the h learns a harsh world lesson about living with your boss - it is very bad for your career 'cause it implies a lot more skillz than just filing and answering the phone. The h does eventually get a new job, but the OW drops her bombshell.
She implies that she and the H are married (actually she calls herself his wife and truthfully tells the h that she and H have the same last name). Supposedly they have been separated but are now back together. She also tells the h that she and the H picked out the jewelry the H is giving her as a goodbye present. The h is devastated, but when the H shows up and tries to explain about the OW, the h has had enough and cuts him off.
Eventually the h learns that the new job she got was the result of the H calling in a favor on her behalf. She storms over to the H's home and dumps whiskey over his head while he is in the tub. He pulls her into the tub with him and then hauls her out and has her wear his robe while her clothes are drying. The H looks terrible and is missing the h desperately, he confesses he has been obsessively staking out her apartment and the h is about to shut him down because of the wife, but then the OW walks in and high drama ensues.
Seven years earlier the H and OW met when she gave him her portfolio, they had a brief affair but the H's brother fell in love with the OW and married her. Frankly the OW was a bit of skank cause she seduced the H again about a week before the wedding.
The H had no idear that the OW and brother were even together, he was shocked when they married and even more shocked when the OW announced her pregnancy and implied it could be the H's. The brother went home and committed suicide. The OW lost her baby and is now out to ruin the H's life by disrupting his relationship with the h.
Supposedly the OW lied to give the lil' brother more confidence against the H, (because after all she married the little brother didn't she?) She also says she loved the brother as the love of her life, but I was totally not buying that, I think she wanted to hurt the H because he dumped her and so she snagged the brother instead.
She then lied about the H being the baby daddy to start a war between the brothers, but was just as happy with the brother's death as it made the H an outcast from his family and his guilt kept him from being happy. Since she did not get what she felt was her due, she made everyone's life miserable and blames them all for mistreating her. This OW was quite a trip, but the icing on the cake is when the H and h just feel sorry for her and she storms out.
The OW disposed of,the h confesses it is her sister marrying the CT and the h and H avow eternal love and passion. CM adds the promise of reunion with the H's parents, as well as meeting the h's family, for multiple wedding bells and a connubial cozy domestic HEA.
I did feel bad about the brother's death, but CM gives us an important new rule for HPlandia:
HP Rule #7 - A REAL HP H will ALWAYS marry a virgin, (and a virgin widow is even better,) or an h with limited physical experience, no matter how many times he visits the more liberal lady buffet -- 'Cause once he navigates the dangers of his magic lurve club transforming a chaste and virtuous innocent into a rampaging wanton woman, where else can he get a well-dressed doormat sex slave broodmare, trained to his personal taste, who won't even bother to read the pre-nup giving him total custody of the kids (in the event that the rampaging and/or a backbone emerges later,) before signing it?
After all the brother in this story shows the stark HP reality of non-H's going for the tart with no heart, and just look how THAT turned out. So now we who visit HPlandia can comfortably read on with expanded horizons and the ultimate truth test of a REAL HPLandia H.