• Flying saucers in the school lunchroom? • Buffalo roaming through dirty homes? • A TV star so rich he's got four Mercedes – one for each direction? • A student so dumb he flunks lunch? • A cow sporting a license plate?
Every night on your TV screen some of the world's wittiest people crack you up with their zany one-liners, heavy zingers, put-downs, send-ups, and crazy, crazy shtick. Here's a collection of some of the funnier stuff put together by a man who's heard them all . . . or nearly all.
This may be the least funny joke book I have ever read.
Apparently David Dachs compiled it back in the 1970s by sitting in front of his television and making note of funny things he heard. So it's a collection of second-hand jokes retold poorly.
Example: One Cleveland store owner complained that business was so bad even the shoplifters had stopped coming.