Ever been at a loss for words when confronted by someone who really needs to be put in their place? Well then look no further than "1001 Insults, Put-Downs and Comebacks". This book will provide all of your insulting needs and for every occasion. Is that obnoxious Minister from France hitting on your wife? The section on "Politics and History" is what you need. Are your children constantly insulting your favorite music? Then the "Music" section will help you put the in their place. Is that snobby friend of yours always quoting literature and making you feel like a doofus? There is a whole section devoted just to the wonderful insults courtesy of Shakespeare. Let your friend know what it feels like to be on the receiving end of literary insults.
In short, this books is wonderfully witty and funny. Read, learn and use at every opportunity.