Please forgive me on any lapse in memory about the first of the book. I have not had time to read it all at once or close together, so often I lose the order of what happened in the first half.
So the guy in the window on the cover looks really old. He also looks like Ted Bundy.
Tagline: She was just dying to visit her boyfriend...
Body Count: One
Usual Suspect(s): Carla and Chris
Plot: Tina Rivers cannot wait to see her boyfriend, Josh, for the weekend. She heads out with her cousin Holly to meet him at a train stop near his campus. Apparently this train stop is more like a greyhound stop, however, because it is super sketch. Josh doesn't show up, and Tina is immediately in whine mode. They almost get mugged at the train stop, but Josh's roommate, Chris, shows up and rescues them. He tells them Josh is out on a camping trip with his friend Steve. Tina knows immediately that this is strange, because he knew he was supposed to meet Tina and Holly. Chris tells them to calm down, however, and insists they will be back soon.
They arrive at Josh's dorm and do not find Steve and Josh. Tina wants to mope around, but Chris insists there is a party happening nearby and if they go they will kill some time. Holly is all about fun and she is down to go. Tina decides that if they go she'll be one step closer to seeing Josh. At the party Tina learns that Chris's uncle is Rob Roberts, a famous fashion photographer. Tina wants to be a model, and Chris just happens to be a photographer. He offers to photograph her sometime and Tina happily agrees. Holly is off in the corner with some guy and Chris whisks Tina away to talk with her. They get a little too cozy, however, because Tina willingly kisses him. I do not want to slut shame AT ALL... but Tina claims to miss Josh like crazy yet she cannot resist Chris's lips. Chris is a sociopath, though, (spoiler!) so I guess I can't even be mad that's she's attracted to him.
As the time passes Tina is more and more determined to get back and meet up with Josh in his dorm. Only now she can't find Holly! Chris insists that Holly probably went off with the guy she was with and Tina chooses to believe him for now. She gets back to the dorm and does not find Josh (of course). She curls up in Josh's sweatshirt and falls asleep... until she is awoken in the middle of the night by a strange sound. She thinks she sees someone in the room but she cannot make out who it is so she falls back asleep. Well, she tries to fall back asleep. She's not too jazzed about Josh still being gone.
The news arrives the next morning that Steve and Josh were having car trouble and will still be delayed for a while. Chris's friend, Carla, offers to go pick them up while Chris takes Tina to the carnival. I should pause now and mention that Carla told Tina previously that Chris has a dead girlfriend named Judy. Her death was an accident and Chris isn't quite over it. Tina is still worried about Holly but Chris is delighted to have Tina all to himself at the carnival. They hop onto the ferris wheel and enjoy it at first, but Chris starts putting the moves on Tina as soon as they are stuck at the top (reason 5,000 not to ever ride the ferris wheel). Tina kisses him back and realizes she is enjoying it (ugh) but then the ride starts moving again and Chris starts calling her Judy. He does this because Tina realizes she is wrong and pulls away from him, but he wants her to admit she liked it. He starts recklessly swinging the ferris wheel seat (reason 5,001) and Tina can't wait to get off. Just before they stop Chris returns to his normal self but Tina is seriously buggin', as they say, and wants desperately to get out of the carnival. Chris suggests they go to his darkroom where he can take some pictures of her that will probably end up being seen by Rob Roberts. Tina, like every good Kardashian, is blinded by the glitz and glamor and decides to go along with him.
Chris's studio seems like the photography space from hell from the beginning. He has tons of pictures on the wall of famous models and then some of a girl who looks suspiciously like Tina (it's Judy, folks). He also claims to have tons of makeup and clothes for Tina to wear. What, did he raid ULTA and Sephora? It's so fucking weird, guys. Chris tells Tina to go to the bathroom and put on tons of makeup... the better to live in his fantasy world, I guess? CREEPFEST. She obeys and then puts on the clothes he instructs her to wear. She goes to model on a couch but soon becomes frustrated that she can't give him what he wants. He tells her to act more in love, and she is obviously imagining Josh and not Chris. Chris quickly starts to call her Judy again. She realizes she is wearing JUDY'S clothes and a wig that makes her look like Judy. She is desperate to get the clothes off but Chris won't let her. She has to act carefully. Tina realizes that if she plays along she might have a better chance of escaping. She agrees to more photos if she can change into something different. Chris lets her put on an old-fashioned dress that didn't belong to Judy, and Tina is relieved.
While Tina is changing Chris builds a beach scene for her to pose on. Tina begins to plot an escape. She knows if she asks him for a soda he will have to go in the dark room to get it and then she can run. When he does this she makes a run for it, but the doors have so many locks and there are so many halls (I thought it was just a small studio??) that she doesn't manage to get out. Chris catches her and locks her in the dark room. Tina looks for a weapon to attack him with when he returns. She doesn't exactly find that, but she does find Josh. Oh yes. Josh with an acid-streaked face and rotting flesh. The description is one of the best of RL's career. Her screams prompt Chris to unlock the door and Tina is ready to attack him... with water. Oh well. When he fades away into Judy-mode again she makes another run for it and chaos ensues. She gets very beaten up but eventually manages to lose the dress, making it easier to run. They circle back around to the dark room and Tina cleverly distracts Chris by telling him Josh is alive. She then whacks Chris over the head with his tripod several times. She immediately goes into the room Chris told her not to enter earlier. There she finds Holly... alive and well, thank God! The girls are just about to make a run for it when Chris appears in front of them, alive and well(ish) too. Tina learns that he killed Judy and her death wasn't an accident. At that moment Steve and Carla show up! But, oddly, they completely ignore Holly and Tina and try and help Chris. Tina like can't even form a thought until they have stolen the scissors from Chris and she realizes that they had to play along with Chris until they got the weapon away from him. Steve and Carla filled one another in and they both realized Chris was lying about everything. Holly calls the cops and Tina finally makes it outside and kisses the sweet, sweet ground.
Actual Suspect(s): Chris
Glaring Plot Holes: How did Steve and Carla know where to find the photography studio when Chris claimed it was so hard to find?