If you’re in the mood for an absurdly comprehensive tome that’s bizarrely brilliant for bedtime reading (assuming you’re the type to drift off mid-definition), look no further than this reference book. This crammed compendium of words is delightfully dull in the most fascinating way, endlessly entertaining for logophiles and crossword champions. Sure, it’s fantastically full of words you’ll never actually use, and some entries are groan-worthy at best, but it’s heroically heavy—perfect for pressing flowers or defending your home from invaders. It’s infinitely informative yet not exactly a page-turner, filled with jargon-y entries and a kooky obsession with alphabet order. It’s laboriously long but monumentally mundane in a way that’s oddly satisfying for word nerds. This nerd-tastic beast is overwhelmingly overstuffed with knowledge, painfully precise in its definitions, and quirky enough to keep you flipping pages out of sheer curiosity. Ridiculously robust and suspiciously serious about everything, it’s tirelessly thorough—a real labor of love. It’s unabashedly unapologetic about its wordiness, victorious in its quest to define literally everything, and wickedly weighty—seriously, you could prop up a table with this thing. It’s x-tra exhaustive (yep, I’m cheating with “x-tra” here), yawningly yawn-worthy if you’re not a fan of definitions, and zealously zealous about words, proving that this book really loves them. If you’re not looking for a thrilling tale but instead want an A-to-Z masterpiece for your shelf (or to squash that spider in the corner), this delivers.