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224 pages, Paperback
Published September 26, 2023
There’s a secret buried in this letter. What I’m about to tell you isn’t it: I am deathly allergic to ugliness, I have been since I was a boy, and by the time you read this, this affliction, which has so exquisitely disfigured my life, will, at last, have finished me.
[...] Ugliness of the milder variety induces ostrich-leather hives, iambically throbbing headaches, a lavish swelling of the tongue. Moderate ugliness brings on blue lips and audiovisual hallucinations, themselves too hideous to describe. In the presence of moderate-to-severe ugliness, I—like a much-pawed statue of the Madonna—weep tears of blood. And in the severest cases, this weeping turns to sweating—to the point of fatal exsanguination, even, should the ugliness not be removed.