G-gasm Method: The Ultimate Guide to the G-spot Orgasm. How to Have a Woman Experience 10, 20 or Even 50 Big O's Per Night.

by Jani

This book is dedicated to the 1,767,397,107* ladies that have never experienced an orgasm. *My very rough estimate Guys, finally you have clear, concise instructions on how to properly please your woman. The female body is not a whodunit mystery. You don't just stick it, jackhammer away as fast and hard as you can. First one smoking a cigarette wins. WRONG! The G-gasm Method will teach you how to really please a lady. You will be strutting around the room like a well-oiled porn star. You will feel like you are ten feet tall because of what you can do to her. You get a tremendous sense of satisfaction knowing you have given your woman THAT much pleasure. The look on her face is priceless. There is nothing more satisfying than hearing her scream with pleasure, teasing her, and knowing that she is getting off because of you. Ladies, tape this book to your ass. You will glow like a hot light bulb in a cold hard steel pot. Your self-confidence will be at an all time high. The G-gasm Method is all about pleasing you. You will be screaming "OH MY GOSH" until your throat is sore and your eyes roll back. There is nothing ladylike about it. Total satisfaction.

Paperback

First published July 7, 2006

Reviews

[Driver · Rating 1 out of 5]

If the spelling errors start with the, quote, "Forward," (yes, yes actually...) then maybe don't publish, or at least not until you got a somewhat decent editor.
The writing style is pedestrian, 9th grade level tops, the "methods," if you can call them that, consist of personal anecdotes that are all pornographic in nature, and instill in the reader a terrible feeling of second-hand embarrassment, leaving them wondering why on earth this was included in the book, as it serves no purpose.
Here's a sample of how the author writes, and the extent of his scientific "research" on basic human anatomy and sexuality (this totally was irony, by the way):

"...It was very cute and cuddly. I have a theory, the butt, both nipples and the vagina are all somehow wired together. Touching, squeezing, pinching or kissing any one part causes a reaction in the other two. Something primordial about a spanking – big tough guy male whacking his woman to show her that he is the boss somehow gets the nipples erect and the
pussy wet..."

Here's some more cringe:

"...I have never really kept track, but I have made love to (done, fucked, screwed ... whatever) over 50 women. I have no medical training but I can teach you plenty of things about a woman's body, her G-spot and the right way to stimulate it to create orgasm after mind blowing orgasm..."

Good grief! Just puke your teen-mind erotica/fantasies onto Fetlife already. No one should pay for this garbage. This odd man advises his readers not to be girly, literally writing that unless you're a fat, disgusting slob, there'll probably be a woman out there for you.
Then he launches into a lengthy rant about what he looks like, right down to his hair, nose, the clothes he wears... like thank you. What does that have to do with locating the G-spot again?

But the worst was yet to come by this misogynistic %$§@:

"...I’ve never had a shortage of women, there were many times that I would be
juggling 2 or 3 FB’s at a time. Guys, you know how that works - while you are banging one girl, you tell her that the other one is a pig. When you are banging the “pig,” you tell her the other one is a slut..."

Aaand that's a DNF from me. A disgusting book by a disgusting man for disgusting people.

[Jesse]

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