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Some Can Whistle
By Larry McMurtry, published 1989, over 300 pages.
In brief:
"In a furious phone call from T. R. [22 year-old Tyler Rose], the daughter he's never met, Daniel "Danny" Deck gets the jolt of his life. A [moneyed] TV writer [& producer] who's retired to his Texas mansion, Danny [age 51 & going to fat] spends his days talking to the answering machines of his ex-lovers from New York to Paris and [he is stuck on the first sentence of a novel he's trying to write--the first in many years]. But suddenly, a hurricane called T. R. is storming into his life. . .
Some Can Whistle spins a tale of Hollywood glitz and Texas grit; of an extraordinary young woman and a murderous young man; and of a middle-aged millionaire running head-on into the longings, joys, and pathos [sorrow] of real life."
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The author, McMurtry, has set the story in his familiar region of West Texas with nearby Wichita Falls and the small town of Thalia, home to Duane Moore (a 5 book series) and other novels. Duane the oilman makes a brief appearance in this book. The protagonist Danny envied his pal Jack McGriff, a traveling antiques and collectibles scout. Jack is also a character from another McMurtry book Cadillac Jack.
The time period seems to be the early 1980s, maybe 1981 or a bit later since there's a mention of President Reagan (1981 thru 1988), answering machines have just become popular and house phones and telephone booths are the primary method for placing calls.
The story begins with Danny at his remote hilltop adobe mansion (a house on the bluff of a long hill with great plains stretching north & knobby hills south). Godwin Lloyd-Jons (aka L.J.) is a retired professor (an ex-lover of Danny's former wife, Sally) and he's now living a pampered life in Danny's guest house. Godwin is variously described as a sex maniac, toothless "...an idiot, a drug addict, and an orgiast," often wearing little or nothing at all. About 5 years ago Danny saw the distraught, libidinous professor at the airport and offered him a place to stay for a few days and Godwin never left. He drives a dilapidated Volkswagen, has numerous trysts, fathered nine children on his continental travels and is writing a book about the Rolling Stones.
Gladys is Danny's "faithful cook", a chatty and opinionated friend and housekeeper. Pedro, a little old man Danny picked up hitchhiking, ended up staying on as gardner, living in an adobe hut he built for himself on the edge of the estate. Years ago Danny had been a nobody and a failed writer until his idea for a sitcom became a long-running hit TV show, making him millions in the process. He has since sold his production company and still earns a fortune from the syndicated show.
On this particular day Danny receives several surprise phone calls from a woman claiming to be his daughter T.R. (collect calls from a phone booth in a sketchy neighborhood), each call abruptly ending when she'd hang up on him. T.R. asks about his wealth, having read that he's "the richest writer in the world." About herself, she claims to be a struggling single parent with 2 kids (Bo not yet 3 & his younger sis Jesse not yet 2) and working at a burger joint.
At this point in the story we're told Danny has never seen his daughter, never knew her name, because the in-laws, his wife's parents, prevented him from seeing his newborn at the hospital. We don't yet know why nor what happened to his wife Sally.
T.R. won't say, but Danny thinks she's calling from Houston (his old stomping grounds) and believes he recognizes her voice as very much like Sally's. He's overly anxious to meet his daughter and grandkids and to bring them to live here in his huge mansion, Los Dolores. His plan is to leave immediately, driving his fairly new Mercedes, but since it's been sitting unused in the garage for 6 months it won't start. Disgusted and not wanting to bother with the garage down the road, he lets a very grateful Gladys have his car in exchange for acting as nanny to his grandkids. Danny immediately phones in an order for a brand new Cadillac, to be delivered right now. Soon he's on the road in his new maroon caddy, lovin it as he hastens toward his only descendants (T.R., Bo & Jesse).
As the story progresses Danny mentions various details about his Al & Sal sitcom that ended about 4 years ago and how his storyline decisions affected the show. A decision to degrade one of the popular characters quickly led to the shows decline. Danny also spends time musing over his love interests, the eccentrics he often encounters and other subjects. He even has dreams about his old show, the actors and staff etc. [This particular pondering of the past, the girlfriends, Al & Sal etc, can be somewhat boring.]
T.R. and her dad Danny meet for the very first time outside her job, Mr. Burger where he also meets the 2 kids, each "...a little cyclone of energy." Bo (age 2) seems to be "...just mean, like his daddy," Earl Dee, a vile sort serving time in the Huntsville State pen. Earl has also threatened to kill T.R. if she took up with any other guys and of course she has. Muddy Box is the father of little Jesse--still nursing. Muddy is "sweet as pie," but he's also in jail--being a habitual thief, stealing T.R.'s meager possessions and having "walked off the dope farm." Earl may be getting out soon, so T.R. wants to be long gone from Houston when he does, and that's why, after all these years, she called her filthy rich, absent daddy.
It seems 22 years ago Danny and wife Sally lived in San Francisco. She got pregnant and left him, returning to her home in Texas. When the blessed day arrived, Danny rushed back to Houston from Frisco for the birth of his baby girl. Outside the Hospital he was confronted by Sally's dad (Lloyd Bynum, aka Big Pa) who beat up Danny, while Mrs Bynum berated him as unfit for their Sally, let alone a baby. He's a struggling writer, now exhausted and a bit broken, so Danny just walked away. As he procrastinated, it got harder to return and Sally excluded Danny from her life--hanging up when ever he'd call and never letting him see the baby. [Who's to blame is ambiguous, the details not explained.]
T.R. at first doesn't trust her absentee father, but she also learns her mom (Sally) refused all the birthday and Christmas gifts etc that Danny sent for T.R. over the years. The gifts have been accumulating in a closet at the mansion. Danny learns Sally died of cancer when T.R. was just 12 years old and her grandparents (Big Ma and Big Pa) were crooks, Pa a car thief, dope dealer and con man. T.R. had been arrested for transporting drugs and that's how she met Earl Dee, he also did jobs for Big Pa.
T.R. doesn't want to abandon her equally cash-strapped roommates, so Danny agrees to take her whole gang. With the trunk full of their few possessions, Danny hits the road in his Cadillac with 7 passengers: T.R. & her tots Bo & Jesse, Dew, Sue Lin and her fuzzy-brained Granny Lin and their pregnant pal Elena. Before leaving town they make a stop at the local jail so jailbird Muddy can visit with his daughter Jesse. [Apparently the Houston jail of the 1980s is so laxed they allow Muddy & T.R. to go outside, unaccompanied, for a family visit on the front steps - yeah totally believable.] T.R.'s real plan is escape. She convinces Muddy to squeeze into dad's Cadillac and hideout up north at Danny's mansion.
On the long drive back home Danny has one of his periodic migraines (a bad one) likely brought on by the dope-smoking crowd in the car, screaming kids & Bo incessantly driving his little toy car "Vroom, Vroom!" across Danny's head. So, they hole up at a motel for a few days and Danny gives T.R. his pocket cash (a few thousand in hundred dollar bills) to enjoy a spending spree & to treat the kids to the local water park etc. T.R. ends up spending it all (Muddy's cowboy boots alone cost $600), she discovers her friends are just greedy and Muddy gives her a black eye--not so sweet after all.
Back on the road, minus Elena who took the bus back to Houston, they're soon at the mansion where T.R. complains there's no yard and "This stupid house looks as if it was made of mud pies." The gang all wonder what they'll do for excitement "way out in the country." [No mention of how they hauled all that new stuff in the Cadillac's trunk that was already nearly full--a bicycle and toys, TV sets, ghetto blasters, an AK-47 with ammo box, clothes and sundries galore.]
Soon Dew & Sue Lin head back to Houston, but Granny Lin hits it off with old Pedro; the two "silent and inscrutable" seniors now living in Pedro's little house. Earl Dee has been released, so they hire security to protect T.R., but Danny and the guard think it unlikely the felon would actually show up. Turns out it's a false alarm, Earl is locked up for a couple more months. They make plans to travel, maybe to France, but T.R. is on probation and Muddy is an escapee, so getting passports seems unlikely.
There are a number of scenes that seem to portray Danny's unusual forbearance. He puts up with Bo, the two-year-old brat that T.R. fails to adequately discipline; puts up with his 22 year-old daughter who is a reckless, volatile, boozing, brat; visits Muddy in the hospital after he shot Danny's oilfield storage tanks, causing them to explode, destroying a month's supply from the oil wells. [Highly unlikely that an AK-47 round could actually do that.]
Bo was on the diving board, 12 feet above the empty pool. Being a shity mother, T.R. demands her 50 year-old, overweight dad go get the kid before he falls. T.R. ordered her dad to stay with Muddy at the hospital while she and her gal pal tour the area looking for a city with "old sleazy dance halls." She trashes the Cadillac and explains it away as "living people have been using it." - and much more.
Danny enjoyed his solitude, living mostly alone for several years. He does have a housekeeper (Gladys) and LJ (Godwin) lives in the mansion's guest house, but visitors are rare and he travels infrequently. Now that his daughter is in his life, Danny's willing to put up with a great deal in order to keep her. He "...had quickly grown to love her so much that the thought of being without her again was intolerable."
Then tragedy...
It's another mistake, Earl is out of Huntsville, but being held by the County Sheriff on new charges. He's way too close for comfort & T.R. is panicked. The whole gang plans to head out in a new van, immediately. T.R., Godwin, Bo and Buddy the bodyguard take the Cadillac for a quick trip to the store for supplies, while Danny and the others (Muddy, Gladys & little Jesse) pack up the van. At the Thaila gas station Earl Dee, somehow on the loose again, takes his revenge: Buddy is shot dead, T.R. is shot in the head and Godwin is hit serval times, but returns fire with the guards gun. Earl escapes with his kid, Bo, but not for long. After shooting a patrolman, Earl surrenders and Bo is recovered unharmed.
In the final section, part 4, Danny narrates a summary of the next 20 years or so, giving details on various characters and adding some new ones that entered his life. Muddy is a long time in recovering from blaming himself for failing to protect his love. He eventually attends college and becomes successful, but is killed in a traffic mishap. The author doesn't mention how Muddy's criminal past was resolved.
Bo grows up a continuing menace, on his way to a life of crime. Danny paid for pilot training and a Cessna which Bo excelled at and flew to Mexico, mostly disappearing from their lives.
For better schooling and the grandkid's formative years Danny moves them to the West Coast, Santa Monica area. After Jesse graduates Danny moves back to his Texas mansion. Jesse attends various colleges, has many beaus and travels the world. She seems to settle in France and calls her grandpa frequently.
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Mostly well done and entertaining, but Danny's indecisiveness and ruminating, especially about his canceled TV show and former loves, gets tedious. If you don't know it's coming the grievous end to the daughter can be alarming.
There's some very minor Army Navy Surplus & firearm nonsense indicative of the anti-second Amendment crowd and authors who don't bother with fact-checkers. As usual the author portrays ministers and church people as criminals and hypocrites. It's a minor event in the story, but it's purposely placed there.
Larry McMurtry's Houston Book Series
1. Moving On (1970)
2. All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers (1972)
3. Terms of Endearment (1975)
4. Somebody's Darling (1987)
5. • Some Can Whistle (1989)
6. The Evening Star (1992)
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