Something that always makes me sad is when a book has an honestly interesting concept that I really like, but then the writing is absolute crap. Dragons: Lexicon Triumvirate is one of those books.
The premise of the story is about the world being in the Middle Ages, but because time is distorted and reality is being weird, things such as advanced technology co-exist in the world. I actually kind of like that. It creates a surreal atmosphere and I think in the hands of a more capable writer, it could have turned out cool. Something like a world where the laws of physics have broken and everyone is freaking out. That doesn't happen in this book though.
My biggest problem with the book is that it's unbelievably pretentious. The story constantly fills with random ramblings about time, space, reality, math, and abstract concepts. It's like the author is trying way too hard to show how smart he is by dropping math equations and getting all philosophical and stuff. Characters will randomly stop what they're doing to have a lively debate about the world and perception of reality. It does little to add to the book and just makes the characters irritating.
And the characters are already pretty irritating on their own. Dennagon, the main character, is just unlikable. He's got unwarranted self-importance, he acts like a jerk, and he does the whole, "I'm going to stop what I'm doing so I can ramble on about abstract stuff and sound smart." Out of all the characters, he is the worst. Everyone else is either dull or just plain forgettable. Or equally pretentious.
I would like to show how all this "drop smart sounding information" stuff ruins the narrative. For example, there's a sentence that goes like this:
"Lyconel gasped. She had just unveiled her inner most sensations and had been rejected faster than an electron’s revolutionary period around a nucleus (p.238)."
Like, why? Why would you write a simile like that? Not only does it sound awkward, it just makes you seem like you're trying too hard to impress people.
It sucks, because this book could have actually been kind of cool. I like the world it presented. It was this surreal fantasy with modern technology thrown in. Why not show it as some warped world where the rules of physics and reality don't apply? Why not make it so the characters struggle to deal with the non-rules of this world? Instead, we got this:
"'So what is important? How do you define ‘important’?'"
“'How does one define ‘define’? There is ambiguity in everything because everything can mean anything or nothing. Comprehension lies in one’s perception.'” (p.258)
and this:
“'Logic, consciousness, causality, a timeless genesis, a temporal genesis, destiny, time, space, spacetime, relativity, macrocosm, microcosm, quantum mechanics, uncertainty, unconsciousness, symmetry and asymmetry,” he listed all the certainties of the universe. “These things are irrevocably constant.'”
“'Prove each and every one of them.'” (p.261)
Ugh.
So, yeah. One of the worst books I've ever read.
(Thanks to conjugalfelicity.com for the quotes!)