Currently Reading 4/5
Dreams of Dr. Ladybank by Thomas Tessier 4.3 stars!
Before Night Visions 9, I wouldn't have known James Kisner from Don Kirshner. Spank you very much F. Paul Wilson! Kisner knits R-rated humor throughout his PG-13 horror stories as if he was Kisner the Crypt Keeper.
Jack's Demon (4.3 stars) immediately immersed me in a whirlpool of 1980s horror déjà vu. Demon/body horror/serial killer, period piece mash-up. Up there with Robert Bloch's best 80's work.
Last Time I Saw Grandma (4.2 stars) Everyone experiences a moment as a child when you realize you're going to die. Such bleakness shatters the narrator's childhood. Thinking of thinking, having thought, the being you've been will stop being. However, there are worst things than death.
Moose Oysters (3.5 stars) If you're familiar with mountain oysters, then you have an inkling where this story is headed. Best moose hunt story I've ever read. I read for the horror, but the Moose shed the dread, and James Kisner's humor usurped the terror.
"The Hounds of Hell would chew them alive, for all eternity, spitting out their flesh, shitting it out, making them eat their own shitten flesh,..."
-Born Again
Born Again (3.9 stars) Brimstone and hell-fire preaching, whiskey drinking reverend terrorizes his flock with a vivid version of hell. Kisner's description of hell rivals James Joyce's depiction of hell in "Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man" for extreme pain. Seriously funny. Kisner's tales tend to fade out like songs from 60s and 70s records. That's not a bad thing. That said, don't expect tornado twists endings like Lovecraft's "The Shadow Out of Time".
Fygyu (3.7 stars) James Kisner wove motifs in-and-out of his five stories. Every time a homeless person in New York City cranked out a "Fugyou!", it tickled my funny-bone, about the same time a filet knife sawed off some poor soul's neck bone. An angel gets it wings every time a bell rings. If it's a Kisner tale: There will be blood, knives, and comeuppance.
Rich Hautala section- Under construction.