Irreverent. Witty. At times, laugh-out-loud hilarious. And very (very!) sexy. Still, it was ultimately disappointing…and boring.
Cliff is 60 years old. After giving up a 10-year career as a high school English teacher to raise cherries on the family farm in Michigan, he is stunned when his wife of 38 years divorces him to take off with an old high school boyfriend who drives a flashy Italian sports car. In the process, she took just about everything, including Cliff's home and farm. So he sets off on a road trip in an ancient Ford Taurus with the idea of traveling to all 50 states. Cliff has an intense fear of flying so he hasn't figured out how he will visit Alaska and Hawaii. Along the way, he has a bizarre plan to rename all the states and the state birds.
Early on in the trip, he meets up with a former student named Marybelle in Morris, Minnesota. She's now 43, unhappily married, and very moody. Marybelle told Cliff that a cousin of hers in Bozeman, Montana is giving her her old car, so she hitches a ride with her old teacher to pick it up. This quickly develops into a lively, somewhat acrobatic, and even rather crude, sexual relationship. What could possibly go wrong?
Meanwhile, in what is essentially a travel journal we have lots of flashbacks to Cliff's earlier life, including his failed marriage to Viv, his beloved dead dog Lola, and his gay son Robert who is living in San Francisco and making a fortune as an inflential movie producer. In addition, there is a lot of introspection into what went wrong along the way.
The moral of it all? Change can be valuable at every stage of life if we figure out how to embrace it and benefit from it.
The prose is not quite stream-of-consciousness, but it's close, and at times it's so flat that it seems to drag on and on. Too much thinking, too much mid-life crisis angst, and not enough interesting action.
A humorous note: Very occasionally I buy books just for the title without even reading the synopsis. This is one of those times. I was an English major in college. How perfect! Of course, soon after the purchase, it occurred to me that the English major may not be the collegiate literary type but rather the British army type. Turns out it was the former. And there are several well-intentioned jokes about English majors that I found enjoyable.
Still, it's a slow and ponderous read.