Now as a target for a book challenge by an obviously and majorly deranged and unhinged Florida Conservative group called the Florida Citizens Alliance (and that honestly I for one would not call this group Conservative at all but instead creepily Nazi and/or Stalinist in scope) the 2001 board book Everywhere Babies (with a simple and engaging text by Susan Meyers and delightfully realistic, majorly cute and cuddly artwork by Marla Frazee) seems a very unlikely candidate, since Everywhere Babies is really and truly both textually and illustratively pretty much exclusively about babies and specifically about how adorable, how sweet they are (and with my only and exceedingly mild caveat being that I do wish the infants and toddlers featured in Everywhere Babies could also include Native American/Canadian, African, South American, Asian, Australian Aborigine etc. babies as Everywhere Babies is definitely just a wee bit too so called First World centric for my own personal tastes).
But why Everywhere Babies was challenged, this is a sordid, putridly ignorant and strange account of censorship and majorly distorted facts and thought processes, with both author Susan Meyers and illustrator Marla Frazee not only being upset but also (and rightfully so) flabbergasted and stunned regarding Everywhere Babies being challenged, being considered unacceptable for young children (and in particular since the book was inspired by the birth of Susan Meyers' first grandchild and how everyone just oh so much loved and adored him). I mean, there is in my humble opinion absolutely NOTHING even remotely problematic and questionable regarding either text or images, with Everywhere Babies basically featuring all kinds of different babies and families (light skinned and dark skinned infants, young parents, older parents, couples, singles and so on and so on). But I guess the fact that Marla Frazee has drawn for Everywhere Babies a few scenes where babies are nearly naked (oh the absolute horror of bare skin, groan) and that there are also some scenes in Everywhere Babies featuring breast-feeding, showing two men or two women with a baby, this seems to have sadly been enough for the puritanical morons of the Florida Citizens Coalition to scream "pornography" and that Everywhere Babies supposedly has an agenda of promoting and celebrating sexuality, nudity and same sex relationships (although neither artist Marla Frazee nor author Susan Meyers ever insinuate in many manner that the words and the pictures in Everywhere Babies depicting two men or two women with a baby are same sex couples, as they could just as much and as well be presenting, sisters, daughters, brothers, friends, cousins and the like, and indeed, while the pictures of two men with babies and two women with babies could of course be romantic same sex couples, they do not have to be, they so not need to be).
And while there do seem to be conflicting reports as to whether Everywhere Babies has actually been banned, has in fact been removed from Florida school library shelves and classrooms, it is true that Everywhere Babies was on a banned books "naughty" list for Walton County School District (which is in Florida) and that school board members obviously had listened to the Florida Citizens Alliance and have basically put a "hit" out so to speak on Everywhere Babies, on a book that for me and to me is only unacceptable and problematic in the deranged, in the crazed minds of puritanical extremists, and that catering to, enabling and condoning their madness is both ridiculous but also majorly dangerous and dicktatorial (but yes, the alternative spelling of dictatorial is very much deliberate and is totally meant to both humiliate and to shame ALL book banners everywhere).
And finally, after reading the nastily unhinged and rabidly raving one star tirades for Everywhere Babies on Amazon pontificating about LGBQT agendas and the like, not only do I once again have to laugh with major and utter derision, I also am more than ever firmly believing that a huge majority of homophobes (and in particular those who see agendas and conspiracies everywhere with regard to education, children's books and the like supposedly promoting and pushing same sex relationships), these "persons" more than likely are not only ignorance personified but also probably have major and problematic issues with their own sexuality (and might even be rather in the closet themselves).