THE #1 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLING SERIES WITH OVER 80 MILLION COPIES SOLD • Monsters definitely aren’t real, and Junie B. Jones is definitely not scared of them in the hit chapter book series that keeps kids laughing and “makes reading fun” (Dav Pilkey, author of Dog Man).
“Junie B. is the darling of the young-reader set.”—USA Today
Meet the World’s Funniest Kindergartner—Junie B. Jones! Junie B. knows there’s no such thing as monsters. Mother and Daddy even said so. But then why is there monster drool on Junie B.’s pillow? Oh, no! What if Paulie Allen Puffer is right—what if she really does have a monster under her bed? If Junie B. goes to sleep, the monster might see her feet hanging down and think her piggy toes are yummy little wiener sausages!
From acclaimed author Barbara Park, this hilarious series—starring the wittiest, sassiest kindergartener around—is sure to be laugh-out-loud fun for the whole family!
Junie B. Jones is now starring in her own graphic novels, starting with Junie B. Jones and the Stupid Smelly Bus and Junie B. Jones and a Little Monkey Business!
My name is Sara B and I am 5 and a half years old. My grandpa says that Junie B Jones makes him laugh more than anybody. But that is a fib, cause he laughs at me all the time. And that stupid Junie B should just go and make her own grandpa laugh instead of trying to swipe other people’s grandpas. That’s what I think.
My grandpa is the funniest liar ever. Sometimes, me and my little brother Stinkypants make a little house out of couch cushions. Then grandpa comes and knocks on door of our couch house and lies and says is he just a poor little lost lamb and asks us to open the door. But we won’t. Because he is spicious, that’s why. Spicious is a word grown ups use when someone is fibbing. Then he says swears with his hairy chin-chin and then he huffs and he puffs and then he blows our little house to pieces and gets all growly and chases us around in circles and tries to eat us up because he is really a bad wolf with long sharp teeth. Sometimes he catches me and tickles me and I have to yell for Stinkypants to come and save me. But sometimes Stinkypants cries, because he does not understand that Grandpa is just telling a funny lie. Sometimes grandma comes in and tells grandpa to stop chasing us because she can’t hear herself stink.
Grandpa said I should write a book like Junie B Jones does. And you have just read the book I wrote. Grandpa helped me spell the long words, but I spelled the little words like A and I and O all by myself.
🌟🌟🌟🌟 Stars. Junie B’s book is a good book for you to read to your grandpa, but you should not read it to my grandpa, because he is mine, that’s why. And I get all tummy achy when I think about it.
Note from Grandpa Pseudo. Yes, when my granddaughter Sara B was around 5 and a half, she really did announce to everyone that I was the funniest liar ever. It made me feel good to know I was having such a positive influence on my grandchildren, and we really did play Big Bad Wolf. Oh, and Junie B Jones’s books are all very funny.
I would gladly give this adorable book 5 stars, except for Junie B. Jones's mother. WHY IS SHE SO AWFUL? How did such a bland and unpleasant person give birth to such a spirited, imaginative daughter?I don't know. At least she showed some human emotion other than irritation at the end. I'm looking forward to reading more of these books with my little sister. :)
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My daughter pulled this out of my childhood collection today and we read the whole thing in one sitting, she was obsessed! Junie B was my favorite growing up.(: I do think it was just slightly scary for her though and I didn’t really love how it planted ideas about all the ways monsters really COULD be hiding under her bed so emphatically. Made bed time a little more stressful for us both lol. I probably wouldn’t have picked this one up just yet for her age but my kids were really adamant about this one being THE ONE today.
I feel like the Junie B. Jones series is slowly getting better. She's still annoying, but she no longer calls everything dumb or stupid. I can't tell if her behaviour has improved, but I suppose her irrational fear of the monster under her bed is pretty normal for a kid her age.
---------------------------------------------- Part of a personal challenge to read all of my boyfriend's and his sister's childhood books before we donate and give them away.
My daughter loves these books. But the misspellings bug the heck outta me. Some people say, "That's how kids that age talk". I disagree. When my five year old daughter makes gramatical mistakes, I correct her, and she learns. Junie B. Is so annoying because she does not seem to want to learn. The books are less bad as stand-alones, because the lack of character development over the series is so disappointing.
This was the first book I ever read on my own. I was six years old in a brand new state and school, and Junie B became one of my first friends. This book (and the rest of the series) not only taught me quite literally how to read, but was also the first stepping stone on the path that transformed me into the reader I am today
I found a copy of this at a thrift store and decided to buy it when the cover unlocked a hidden memory; I remembered reading this as a kid but for so long forgot it even existed.
As an adult, there's not much here. Obviously its target audience is pretty young, and is even below stuff like Goosebumps. It had some funny moments in it and I'll probably keep it in my collection but overall is a very inconsequential book.
2.5⭐ rounded up.
(Why does GR still not allow half-star ratings???)
So cute and beautiful story about little girl who fear of monster under bed this story written by lovely sense humor and perfectly fit for young reader and adult one.
June B got scared and couldn’t sleep at night because she thought there was a monster under her bed. This book was a quick read and had some funny parts!
Quick read, maybe 20 minutes. Feel like I have some fonder memories with others in the series. Would be great for early readers but the girl has some grammar problems.
I enjoy taking a blast to the past and enjoying a bit of nostalgia once and a while. I stumbled across the Junie B. Jones book at a local charity, used book sale and I was like... why not? I remember these books so fondly from my childhood.
It's been many years since I've read them, but I still enjoy it. The book is silly and goofy, following a young kindergartener trying to make her way through life. I can see why I loved it so much and why other young readers would enjoy it. It's honest, goofy, and quite real. Monsters are scary and we absolutely will believe our classmates over our parents, grandparents and siblings!
This book is ridiculously cute and a fun read. I hope I'm able to catch up and read the many I missed since my local school gave up after about book nine in the series. Barbara Park has a wonderful set of classics with this series.
I loved Junie B. Jones as a child they were my favorite childhood books as I was got older and more familiar with reading. I feel like the series of the Junie B. Jones books are great for the older generation. I found that reading the series again because I love them they all have messages to children. I enjoy these books so much and love the message they convey for children.
My favorite Junie B. book. I never considered that the monster in a child's room turns invisible when you look at it. Now I have ammunition for frightening my children. Although they made it through me reading this to them, so I guess it's old news.
“Junie B. Jones finds out how to get rid of her monster but monsters aren’t real but she figures out it and she puts the pictures under the bed that are so ugly and but we don’t know what the pictures look like though.” -Ella, 6.
Junie B. learns that monsters live under beds and drool on pillows and put kids' heads in their mouths. Yet she cleverly uses her school pictures to scare that monster away real quick!
I like the book but it is really short. Now it is for kids so I dont mind the shortness but the least they could do was make it 70 pages. overall it is a great book. I definetly recommend for young ones.
PERSONAL RESPONSE: Personally, I did not really like this book. I did not like it because it is so below my reading level. I think that Junie B. and her friends are extremely annoying. I did not relate to any of the characters in this book at all.
PLOT: While Junie B. Jones is at school, a boy tells her during recess that everyone has monsters under their bed and they can tell if a monster has been in their room at night if there is slobber on their pillow from them trying to fit your head in their mouth. This really scared Junie. She thought that if she hung her feet off the side of the bed the monsters under her bed would get her. That night, she had her grandma vacuum under her bed before she went to sleep. However, she never ended up sleeping that night anyway. The next day, Junie had her grandma take out the vacuum cleaner bag and throw it away. This made Junie feel much more relieved and she eventually got some sleep. Just when Junie thought there was no such thing as monsters, she woke up to find slobber on her pillow. At school the next day, Junie got her school pictures back. She did not like them, and thought that she looked very scary. She decided to put her pictures under her bed because it might scare the monsters away.
CHARACTERIZATION: Junie B. Jones is a young, little girl who is in kindergarten and is not that smart. She believed the boy who told her that monsters are real. Junie B. Jones is also very gullible, because she truly thinks monsters live under her bed and the slobber she finds on her pillow belongs to them. She does not think for one second that the slobber is hers. She definitely lets her imagination take a hold of reality, which is bad in this situation; it makes her lose sleep. She also seems a little sassy, because in the first paragraph, she explains that she does not like her middle name.
IMPACTS ON SETTING:This book first takes place on Junie B. Jones’ playground at school. Then, it transfers to her house. The impact the setting has on this story is that if it was not at her house, then the story would not be happening to her; it would be happening to another little kindergartner at their house. I am not sure what time this all takes place, but I am assuming that it takes place within a weeks time during school. I think it takes place over a weeks time because it explains what Junie does each of the days to avoid the monsters under her bed. Over the week, Junie is trying to overcome her fear of monsters being under her bed.
AUDIENCE:I think this book would be great for third graders and lower level readers. I think this because the reading level is low; there are not many words on a page, the font is big, there are pictures, and they can relate to Junie B. Jones. Depending on which book the reader chooses to read out of the entire series, it is mostly gender neutral.
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Summary: There's no such thing as monsters. Mother and Daddy even said so. But then why is there monster drool on Junie B.'s pillow? Oh, no! What if Paulie Allen Puffer is right -- what if she really does have a monster under her bed? If Junie B. goes to sleep, the monster might see her feet hanging down. And he might think her piggy toes are yummy little wiener sausages!
Review: Kind of scary. At the time, of course. Now it's just stupid.
Things I Loved: N/A
Things I Hated: Grammar. It isn't hard, especially for a successful writer.
Adorable. Barbara Park really captures how children think, act, and speak. There's some controversy about the language used - that the improper use of grammar and incorrect pronunciation of certain words will have a negative effect on the way children speak - but I think that's how kids talk regardless. Older kids that read the books already know better and can see the humor in Junie B.'s mistakes.