I used to have a lengthy biography here, but got tired of trying to keep it updated. In a nutshell: I write horror, humor (mostly Disney related), and occasionally philosophy. I don't participate much in social media, but am happy to hear from readers and answer any questions you might have. I am deeply appreciative of all of you who have read and supported me over the years.
My favorite book about Disneyland. As the cover proudly proclaims, it's "97% Fact Free"!
Features such useful tips as how to tour Disneyland while only turning left, rave reviews of restaurants that exist only in the author's imagination, and suggestions for how to get yourself banned from the park.
Horatio Q. Liar's web site is disneylies.com and is also hilarious, and no, I'm not the author—I'm just a huge fan.
Have you ever wondered what happened to the animatronic Cher in Superstar Limo? Or how the Haunted Mansion got it's name? Are a huge Disney fan? Then this is the book for you! I love, love, love, this book! This had me in tears because I was laughing so hard! I highly recommend it! I also recommend the author's website, disneylies.com, which also had me in tears! Thank you Horatio Q. Liar for writing such a wonderful and hilarious book!
A travel guide spoof, it is a collection of fake rumours, urban legends & general silly stuff about the Happiest Place on Earth. Recommended to Disney nerds with a sense of absurd humour.