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320 pages, Paperback
First published December 23, 1999
The most important fact, not vague at all, about Herbert's Retreat is that only the right people live there.As you might imagine, snobbery rules the day, with people attempting one-upmanship in this particular hierarchy. The writing is efficient and things are well-observed but the emphasis is on what's needlessly bitchy. The tone is set by a wearying Sheridan Whiteside-esque theater critic (probably gay but it's murky) who says things like:
"I hate children. They're so short."The mid-section has some promise. In 'The Holy Terror', we get a fairly harrowing portrait of a hotel worker who demands dominion over a ladies' room. It's a story with genuine bite.
It would have given her great satisfaction to go from room to room, straightening the guests out in their beds, like knives and forks.'The Beginning of a Long Story' is the leisurely view of an Irish family struggling to get by. The story stands out for the affection shared among the family members.
None of her hopes had come true. All of her hopes had turned into regrets; only the hurt, strained feeling in her heart was the same.For the most part, the whole rest of the book deals with the inner lives of cats and dogs. If that's your idea of arresting storytelling, have at it. In frustration, I skimmed the last three stories.