When I was a child in short trousers, I used to stare fascinated at the various ‘Stainless Steel Rat’ adventures on the bookshelves at W.H.Smiths. I don’t quite know what intrigued me so much. Perhaps it was the cover, which I remember as a square jawed man in a futuristic space-suit dropping from the sky. Or maybe it was the name, as I thought the term “stainless steel rat” seemed impossibly cool (if I’m honest, I’m still of that belief). Whatever the reason, I would stand there and stare at the covers and compulsively read the blurbs probably about once a week. Alas, as a child my pocket money was forever stretched thin and so I never got to read Mr Harrison’s tales.
Until now…
And I have to say, probably the child version of me would have appreciated the experience more.
‘Star Wars’ is often seen as an update of the 1930s’ ‘Flash Gordon’/’Buck Rogers’ type serial. But then ‘Star Wars’ introduced a whole layer of myth and quasi-religion into the mix. As such I think ‘The Stainless Steel Rat’ is a truer heir; like those archetypes it has an uncomplicated hero to root for (albeit, more of the roguish type), various cardboard cut-outs posing as planets and absolutely no ambition to achieve any depth whatsoever. Not that I’m suggested that ‘Star Wars’ has a great deal of depth, but it does try. Bless it.
Slippery Jim diGriz is that rare thing in the safe futuristic word, a crook. He is a thief par excellence who has carried out successful heists right across the star system. He is at the top of his game, he is brilliant, a genius – and he knows it. Unfortunately there’s always someone smarter and eventually he is captured. This is no simple capture however, it’s a recruitment. What better way for a government agency to use his roguish skills than to catch other rogues throughout the universe. It takes a thief to catch a thief, after all. His first assignment though is truly deadly, bringing him into contact with a woman far more dangerous and devious than he ever was.
This is a fine book if you just want a distraction, if you don’t want to think about it too much. It has a strong narrator and moves along at a fair clip. Unfortunately plot-wise it’s all a bit of a mess with Harrison just piling one event on top of another until it all collapses into an abrupt ending. The planets our rat visits are basically ill painted backdrops, being little more defined than ‘peaceful planet’ or ‘primitive planet’ with nothing at all to make them seem like real places. What’s most damaging to the basic story though is that Slippery Jim falls in love with his prey with magnificent speed. For the plot to work, he really needs to have had more contact with the woman – an actual conversation, perhaps. Instead he falls in love with a notion, an idea of a woman. To be fair though, even when he does speak to her, her character doesn’t develop much further than that.
So in the end this book was a disappointment and a heartfelt one. As I just know that if I’d read it at twelve years old, it would have been one of my absolute favourites.