Alright, where do I start. First thing I can mention is that I only finished this book because it just has 266 pages. Otherwise, I would have probably stopped reading.
I bought this book one day with several other books in a bundle from a lovely girl at my local flea market for a bargain and last week I decided to read it since it's so short. Looking at its beautiful cover I was expecting it to be about this beautiful albino girl involving romance and a bit of mystery, whatsoever. However, in the first couple pages already, I was confronted with things such as adultery in a quite uncomfortable way. Let me quote: 'Bend over I implore you and let down your drawers. Just imagine your upturned bottom with my magnificent manhood thrusting in and out of it.' ...what.
I'm not against any love-making at all, but I usually expect it to be at least a little bit aesthetically romantic. I didn't get that though, sadly. It was just the big F.
In terms of the story, the reader follows an albino girl named Ramona who works for a Signor and Signora in Italy along with other servants. Ramona has a very distinctive smell which basically makes all the men crazy and want to... uhm... you know. And all the other women hate her for that.
During the story Ramona expieriences a lot of things, so the book is craaaazy from start to finish. I don't want to spoil anything, because spoilers are the worst, no matter what.
Also, Ramona is probably the first protagonist I've ever read about that I absolutely disklied the entire time and she didn't even attempt to change for the better, or at least have any sort of epiphany. This was kind of interesting though and made the already absurd story even more absurd. I also think this is another reason I finished this novel, because I've never read something like this and all this crazy absurdity made it somewhat funny again.
But all in all, it's not a book I would recommend. It was not a waste of my time though, but I'm happy it's over and I can start another book now.
1/5 stars