I'm not even sure what to say about this book. How about I start with what I liked?
I love her writing style, to me it seems almost poetic in itself. Having it the form of a journal was brilliant, I thought. Even if it made it a little harder to follow because he would jump around in what he wrote, though there seemed to be some kind of crazy order to that chaos. His fascination with Herman Melville was interesting. He couldn't even get past the first chapter but it seemed to help him create his "Not-So-Great-American-Novel" (That was the right title, right? lol)
What I didn't like. The plot. At first I thought it was good. You know, maybe a little over done? A couple of teenage boys doing stupid things while drinking? It seemed to have been done before. But then we get a little deeper into the story and I'm like 'What the crap?'. And I most definitely did NOT like the ending.
This is basically the story. It's set at an all boys boarding school, okay so far. Alex (Our main hero, or character, whichever you prefer) is your average "Good Solid Kid", as he puts it. Makes okay grades, is on the track team, and what he doesn't know until later in the story has the makings of a poet. He has a few friends, Glenn Albright Everson lll, as he makes it a point to mention several times in the book, The Golden Boy. Then there's Thomas Edward Broughton, Jr., I guess he could be called another "Good Solid Kid", Alex doesn't go very far in depth into his character, you learn more as you go along I guess. And I'm pretty sure Clay Claybrook doesn't count as a friend, more like an unwanted roommate.
Thomas dies. That's one of the biggest, if not the biggest, events in the story. It was the catalyst for everything else that happened. How does he die? Well like I mentioned before, a bunch of teenage boys doing stupid things. On one fateful Saturday after classes end for the day, (because yes, they had classes on Saturday), Alex, Thomas, Glenn and Clay decided to go down to the river. And Clay brings the Vodka. So they drink until they are sufficiently inebriated and decide to jump off the 30ft(?) rock into the river. Genius, boys, genius.
So in preparation for that Clay goes, "Take off your shorts. Take off your boxers." And Thomas, probably even more intoxicated than the others, is like "No way. Not in front of a faggot." Referring to Clay, completely pissing him off. So Clay stomps off leaving just Alex, Glenn and Thomas to be idiots by themselves. (Have I mentioned how stupid I think they were enough yet? lol
Glenn decides to jump first after explaining to Thomas how to do it, because oh yea, this is Thomas first time jumping off the 30ft rock into the river. Probably not smart being DRUNK while he does it. Anyway, Glenn jumps and Thomas and Alex play "Rock, Paper, Scissors" and the loser goes next. And guess what? Alex wins because PAPER COVERS ROCK. (And if you didn't get that, that's the title of the book lol) Thomas jumps next, then Alex. But what Alex didn't know was that supposedly Thomas hit his head on a rock when he landed.
They start freaking out, trying to do CPR and mouth to mouth and all that. At one point, from what I can understand, Alex ran away. And when he was coming back Miss Dovecott was running their way, having heard them screaming. And that's the death scene I guess.
Glenn gets Clay to take the fall for the Vodka and gets him to say that he and Thomas were the only ones drinking. How did he do it? He threatened to tell everyone what Thomas said. Glenn threatened to tell everyone that Clay was gay. Because supposedly being branded as gay at an all boys boarding school is "worse than leprosy". And Clay would rather be kicked out than stay being labeled as gay.
So Clay leaves, Glenn starts "withdrawing", and Alex slowly begins to be eaten away by guilt. Guilt of lying about not drinking, guilt about not stopping Thomas from drinking and jumping, and guilt from not being able to save him.
He starts writing his "Not-So-Great-American-Novel" and slowly learns about his poetic abilities. After he turns in his essay "What I Carry" he catches the attention of his really unrequited love Miss Dovecott. The young, Princeton graduate English teacher.
Eventually Glenn get's suspicious of Miss Dovecott. Saying she had to have seen more that day down at the river than she was letting on. He thinks she saw all of them drinking and is for some reason not turning them in. So Glenn makes a plan to use Alex's and Miss Dovecott's growing "relationship" against her. The objective: get her to tell all that she saw that day. Alex reluctantly goes along with it, for some reason unknown to me.
At one point in the story you find out that before Thomas jumped he told Alex about seeing Glenn and Clay coming out of the same shower stall. Leading the reader to believe that Glenn may be gay as well. That was probably the biggest 'What the crap?' moment in the story for me. I honestly didn't see it coming. He writes that Thomas said Glenn tried to explain it away by saying that Glenn had supposedly ran out of shampoo and was asking Clay for some. (Yeah right buddy. That was way too much of a coincidence. Being seen coming out the shower with the only known gay boy in the school? Come on!)
Not too long after that revelation (for us) Alex tells us about the time Glenn tried to kiss Alex. Something about them falling and him stumbling into Alex's face, pushing his lips into his.... right.
Anyway, Alex gets closer to Miss Dovecott, she helps him with his poems that he can send one in for a contest, I think. He starts feeling bad on top of everything else that he's kinda using her. Glenn one day tells Alex he needs him to sneak into Miss Dovecott's apartment to look for her diary, hoping she wrote something down about that day at the river. So Alex goes and finds nothing. But for steals her watch, an almost stalker like act.
Glenn is also trying to get her written up for inappropriate behavior towards students. Telling Alex that she one time touched his knee, and that he told the Headmaster or Dean, or something. At that point Alex is ready back out. Not seeing the point in this plan anymore. (Even though I never saw a point in it anyway.)
The fateful day comes where Alex confides in Miss Dovecott that he was drinking too. And she tells him that after Alex had run away for his freak out moment she thought she saw Glenn with his hand over Thomas's face, apparently smothering him. They never say why Glenn would do that, but I think it's because Thomas knew Glenn was gay and was trying to get rid of him.
This leads Alex to believe that Miss Dovecott was using him to get information on Glenn, completely shattering anything he thought about her I assume. That gets him to go along with Glenn's final step in the plan. Alex gets Miss Dovecott to go for a walk with him after supper, the next day I think. So they're walking and she almost trips and Alex catches her and ends up kissing her, with Glenn watching from the shadows. She supposedly ends up kissing him back, according to Alex. Then she pushes him away and he runs.
Glenn tells the headmaster or whatever and Miss Dovecott turns in her resignation before she can get fired I guess. And the story ends with Glenn and Thomas burying Miss Dovecotts watch (which Alex still has) by the river as some weird kind of a way to pay tribute to Thomas.
And that's how it ends. With Thomas dead, Clay kicked out, Glenn not coming completely out of the closet, Miss Dovecott basically driven away by a couple of teenagers, and Alex Stromm (Is Male) seemingly as lost as ever.