Okay... wow. This book. Well, I tweeted a bunch of reactions to it, so I'm writing my review based on that, because this book was baaaaaaaad. I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. I hate being mean to books and their authors. I know they work hard. And I also hate it because I got this book in a giveaway. But I gotta be honest, right?
So first off, the premise of this book seemed fun. I'm always here for a fluffy romance to have a little fun in life. But yeesh, Lola is a terrible main, shes cranky, shes mean, she's ungrateful, and she's written to be "cynical, yet lovable". Nope. Not at all. She's always complaining. About her looks. About her neighbors, who really are only terrible because oh my god they're so nice and concerned for her well-being. The horror. Complains about her friends. Complains about her sister (who is really just a one-dimensional mean girl). Complains about her love life. Come on Lola, lighten up a little, please? She was also very insulting towards other women in this book. Claimed guys only noticed a character "for her long legs and big bazongas... they never seemed to notice that she was only pretty in a horsey-faced kind of way." She claimed it was "empowering" to force her thin sister to eat a brick-sized piece of cheesecake. Lola, I worry for you.
The plot? Confusing. She spends the first 35 chapters going out with one person and overdescribing every date/moment with him. She also describes him at one point as "easy on the corneas", which, what...? What kind of description is this? And then in the last 2, yes, the last two (very short) chapters she has ditched the original plan and this guy, and basically wraps it all up with another guy. It was super over described plot for so long and then just kind of a slapdash finish to the book.
There were also some confusing errors that just frustrated me. For instance, she mentions at one point the wonderful line from Back to the Future, "Lorraine, my density has popped me to you." Iconic line, and she quotes it as "Lorraine, my destiny has brought me to you." This probably only upset me because I love that line and have watched that movie countless times, BUT STILL. She also had Lola wear a pair of "slip-on sandals" that had an ankle strap digging into her feet and were difficult to get off. Huh? Just weird errors that shout have been caught.
I wanted to like this book. Really. I love a good funny, fluffy romance. But I got a book that frustrated me and was just not fun. I'm sorry. I hate being mean. But sometimes, I have to. And this time, I had to.