1) a ruse since i scan, i view some versos. i no view sum.
Translation: I'm lying. I didn't "finish" this book. It's not one to be read cover to cover. This is one of those fine books that should always be no more than an arms length away. It is a collection of the mad creative genius writing constraints dreamed up by the mad creative geniuses of OuLiPo. For anyone unfamiliar with the OUvroir de LIttérature POtentielle ("workshop of potential literature"), it was a group of, mainly, writers and mathematicians who devised all sorts of rules and formulas that they could apply to writing. They would then right some ridiculously difficult and often incredibly impressive works by following those certain rules. My favorite example is still Perec's A Void (here I implore you, if you no nothing of the book, do NOT find out anything else about it; just read it!). Anyway, what I continually find fascinating is the paradoxical idea that by enforcing very rigid guidelines on a writer, it is possible to open up world of originality and creativity.
I will enjoy opening this and reading some pages at random for some time to come. Even more enjoyment (and simultaneously frustration) comes with actually trying some of the constraints.
2) "Happy Holidays"
A scowl is crazy
Say, how is Allyn?
Crap! O it's sharp
And now I vanish
That's to give you a taste of what doing a pretty poor job of following some constraints might look like when written by an utter amateur.
1) The Prisoner's Restriction: Imagine a prisoner whose supply of paper is restricted. To put it to its fullest use, he will maximize his space by avoiding any letter extending above or below the line (b, d, f, g, h, j, k, l, p, q, t, y) and use only a, c, e, i, m, n, o, r, s, u, v, w, x, z. (And that woefully crappy first line took me 20 minutes. Imagine someone who could actually write a meaningful passage like that?!)
2) Homovocalism: The sequence of vowels in a source is kept while all of the consonants are changed to create a new phrase with the same number of letters. (Took me about 25 minutes with a thesaurus)