This book was going to be thrown away at my library's bookstore where I volunteered, and I really like Victorian London and thieves so this sounded like it could be good so I took it home for free.
When the deceased elderly man walked into his home days after his death and picked up his old routine like he was still alive, taking his frightened and unwilling dog on a walk, and smelling of decay, I was turned off. It was like Edgar Allen Poe.
I noticed there were too many POVs and no one acted their age. When he introduced George, he sounded like an old man. It wasn't until a few pages in that he said George is 19 and I couldn't believe it because he didn't sound anything like a young guy.
It was really basic, uninteresting, and anticlimactic that the British Museum has a secret department no one knows about called the Department of Unclassified Artifacts. How many times have you heard about a secret department where the character is initiated into this department that they can't talk about by a really mysterious person who gives non-answers and doesn't actually say much?
Sir William offered this guy George a job in his secret department. His coworker Percy was going through Sir Henry Glick's diary and two men broke in and ransacked the place looking for the diary. It got set on fire and only a part of one page was preserved. Percy died of his injuries and I was irritated at how dramatic it was.
Percy had told George the name that would help the cause: Augustus Lorimore, so George immediately sent a letter saying what had happened with the dairies and offered to show him the page in a move that I knew was a bad one. I hate when characters do stupid things that get them into trouble when they should have waited and gathered information before they made a move. Proven true when Lorimore snapped and started offering all this money, insinuating George had come to demand a price for the page. George stupidly gave a description of Eddie, telling him the boy had taken his wallet and now had the page. Stupid!
I couldn't figure out how all these characters related to each other and George and Sir William felt so out of place. I read the summary again and I had forgotten that Eddie stole George's wallet. Things picked up though as George discovered his wallet and the page were missing at Lorimore's and Eddie was grabbed by the two bad guys looking for the page. He craftily got away by pretending Liz's dad's wallet was George's and had the paper in it. He went to see Liz and George was already there and they shared their stories, something the author was fond of: he kept having them spill their whole stories to each other. A police officer told them Wilkes' grave had been disturbed, the man who came back from the dead.
I was really interested when Eddie said they needed to dig the grave up to see if Mr. Wilkes was in his casket or not, and they should contact a medium and do a seance to speak with him.
There was a little bit of romance which I always hope for. George and Liz liked each other and there was a girl who saves bread from her dad's bakery to give him, Annie. She said it would cost him and when he said he didn't have any money, she said a kiss then, but he pretended to be sick. He could tell she was disappointed and thought that one day he would kiss her to see what she'd do.
The body was in fact disturbed. The police discovered that it looked broken and the autopsy confirmed that it had been cut in places and dinosaur bones replaced the human ones. It was so weird...who cuts a body up and inserts dinosaur bones? No, who thinks of cutting a body open and inserting dinosaur bones?
Eddie had gotten them into a seance and I was so mad that George and Liz insisted that they go alone. It was Eddie's idea for the seance, he set it up, and they made him stay home. I was glad though that he escaped out the window to come anyway. And the seance was funny how Liz pretended to go along with the name Edward that the medium "heard." Then she and George said they didn't know an Edward. They knew it was fake because George had spotted the thread that connected to the bell that they rang to pretend the spirits were answering. They sternly said they had been expecting other ghosts and named Albert and Percy. Eddie meanwhile pretended to be a delivery boy, asking the kitchen servant about the goings-on, and she realized when he left that he hadn't delivered anything. Liz had tried to trick the medium and her husband by pretending to see a ghost and throwing her handkerchief to look like an apparition. She lifted the table with her knees to make it feel like it was levitating.
A spirit came through and directed the glass to spell "ORIMO" at the same time that Lorimore and Blade were demanding Mr. Wilkes to write down what they wanted to know. They had brought him to life again to have him steal the diaries from the museum but he'd gone home instead.
George and Liz felt that they were being followed on the way home and of course we knew who it was. I expected it to be a bigger deal when he revealed that he hadn't broken his promise because he had gone out the window and not the door, but they didn't even have a reaction at all.
The body disappeared from where Sir William had acquired it and studied the bones. They realized the message was Lorimore--of course!--and Sir William told George that Perch could have been telling him who had been responsible for killing him, not telling him that Lorimore could help. Duh, stupid! George was so dumb to think Percy meant that Lorimore could help.
It sucked so bad that Sir William's assistant, Barry, was working for Lorimore. He'd been there when Sir William studied the body, made a copy of his notes, and had a secret copy of a key. Ugh, I was so mad!
Sir William heard Berry in his office talking about giving his papers to Lorimore and looking for George, Liz, and Eddie. He realized that Berry had gotten into his office when it had been locked and Sir William had the key. He'd been finding his papers moved and felt his objects had been looked at.
Sir William found them at Lorimore's house and of course something had to happen. Blade had Eddie's jacket from where he had caught him earlier and Eddie had shrugged out of the jacket. He gave it to the dinosaur to smell to track them down. They had been having the dinosaur travel in underground tunnels. It was so absurd. But all of a sudden it gave up chasing after Eddie and followed an old trail of his scent, for some reason I didn't understand.
Sir William led them through the tunnels with the dinosaur chasing after them. He came to the realization that the diary was really important and that Lorimore was going to such trouble with them because he thought they could figure it out.
It was funny how Eddie was supposed to attract the attention of the two thugs so they could get the diaries out of the museum. He walked right past them and they didn't even recognize him. He had to burst out "Oh good god!" And ask if they're the ones Lorimore sent after him to get them to realize who he was!
They read Sir Henry Glick's diaries where it mentioned Crystal and a function he had gone to with a dinosaur statue. He'd dropped something that night and knew where it was, and the trio figured out it had been sealed in the dinosaur statue. Of course the bad guys figured out where they were and knew where they were going: the Crystal Palace. I just wanted them to win already and have the bad guys lose.
Eddie had to go inside the statue and I didn't get it, the layout or anything. I couldn't picture it and was so confused. Of course the bad guys heard them banging at it to open it, heard Eddie moving inside once the others left him there. An ape man with a metal head attacked them and they barely managed to subdue him. They went to Lorimore's factory and discovered more metal frames for human machines, ones who can work and not complain about hours and stuff...exciting.
Of course the factory workers saw them and starting coming after them. They always had time to talk over their plan of escape. Every time I turned around they were being pursued and the pursuers would soon be upon them but not before they had a minute or so to talk things over.
Lorimore demanded they give him what he wanted within an hour. They concluded the diary had writing in invisible ink, what I had thought of in the beginning. Anticlimactically, they couldn't figure it out. Right when you're ready for this whole thing to be busted wide open, they got nothing. I was so irritated!
Things took another turn that I didn't like when Sir William deduced that Lorimore wanted viable living tissue from dinosaurs so he could harvest his own cells and make living monsters. He wanted to rule the world and become God. No, just no. I can't stand that.
Lorimore and his cronies broke into the laboratory and Eddie stupidly threw the stone at Lorimore. Every indication had been given that Lorimore wanted the stone but stupid Eddie couldn't believe it was anything but a useless stone. He put exactly what Lorimore wanted right in his hands. Way to go.
Lorimore took Sir William and Liz and was going to reawaken the dinosaur egg. But Eddie and George had the model ship delivered and somehow in a way I didn't understand, it catapulted weapons that killed the guards. They showed up and disabled the dinosaur so when Lorimore ordered it to kill them it didn't do anything. Eddie got a stone from the garden and swapped it out with the egg, so those were some good moments at least.
It was so like Harry Potter. With the dairies and the stone. There were 2 guys and 1 girl, and Sir William was Dumbledore. I know he's from England too and the phrases will be the same, but the way Sir William said Curious reminded me of Harry Pottery and Olivander so much. I liked the phrases like Guv, skiver, blimey, innit?, barmy, and others.
There was such a lack of punctuation. The custom of using apostrophes for dialogue instead of quotation marks threw me. The conversations didn't look like conversations because of it and I had to look closely. Commas were almost always missing, resulting in run-on sentences like "In fact if you come after eight..." No period after Mr. So it was "Mr". He kept using the phrase "viscous liquid." Every time liquid came up, it was viscous liquid.
The plot didn't deliver. He didn't even know what to do with the diary. He literally had them figure it out by studying what Lorimore wanted. We'll never know if the diaries had invisible ink or what they said. Annie never came back in the story; I wanted him to kiss her! We won't know what will happen with Annie and George. I wanted a relationship cemented. When will she act in a play and tell her dad? So much left unanswered and this was just too weird and out-there for me.