Do you like power? Do you like things that are drippy? Boy are you in luck!!
Seriously, I’ve never seen so many aquatically modified power descriptions. The power rolled off of him in waves. The power cascaded down his body and streamed out of his fingers like powerful little squirt guns. The power washed over him in waves and splishy splashed down past his powerful bottom before flooding to his magical feet where the power spurted in jets from his big toe.
Okay, it wasn’t that bad. Probably. I wouldn’t know because I wasn’t able to finish. This might be my first ever DNF of an audiobook, I didn’t even know that was possible so I can at least credit this book with *washing away* boundaries.
So what’s it about? Honestly, if I had to guess I would say it’s about two closeted homosexuals (not that there’s anything wrong with that) who hate each other but also lust after each other, but don’t realize it or don’t want to realize it, but also can’t help it even though it never amounts to anything on a road trip to save the world.
I don’t have a lot of scathing criticisms for this book, I’m sure it’s fine for many people, it just didn’t hold my interest at all. It seemed like much of the meat of the story is built around the priest Damian and vampire Tarrant, and they aren’t compelling characters to me. You know how men have been writing unbelievable, hackneyed, cliche female characters for decades? Well, this is the opposite. I had the same feeling when reading Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, that men don’t think or talk like this. They don’t obsess and stress and fuss over each other like this.
Anyway, I hope they get together in the end, that’s how I’m going to tell myself this book finishes, don’t spoil it for me.
Story-4, Language-6, Ideas-5, Characters-5, Enjoyment-3, Overall-4.3