Cowboy Heat (Hell Yeah #1) by Sable Hunter was free but is now $4.99. I think the price is too high for a straight up yeehaw cowboy erotica, but if you like purple prose, alpha cowboy loving with an the innocent but willing heroine who’s favorite catch phrase is- “Ceez-n-Crackers!”, it might just be the story you’re looking for.
Libby is in remission from her cancer that could come back at anytime. Because Libby has been so sick, she has never been in a romantic relationship, kissed a man or had sex. To make up for it, she enjoys reading naughty romances where phrases such as, “hungrily, she worked her lips down his cock”, and “this instrument of delight would soon make into her empty, aching pussy” are mentioned. Libby also has a dream of becoming a designer of handbags and doesn’t want to be a short order cook any longer. Libby has been offered a cushy job as a temporary cook and housekeeper at the Tebow Ranch for a few months while the housekeeper in residence there goes on vacation. Lily is friends with one of the McCoy brothers (there’s five in total and all “sexy as sin’), Jacob, who knows about her cancer but keeps it a secret from his siblings so they don’t treat her differently. Aron McCoy is still suffering from divorcing his viper of a wife. Libby has a small crush on Aron but since she thinks he doesn’t know she’s alive, she’ll keep her feelings to herself.
And then when Aron meets Libby, his alpha passiveness comes out and he wants to claim her for his own. After he catches Libby swimming naked in a stock tank and getting in touch with herself, if you catch my meaning (wink wink), he’ll give her some home down TLC that will have her boneless with pleasure.
The sex scenes in this book had my dying in laughter because they come across as more ha-ha than sexy and titillating. Aron is pleasantly surprised Libby is such a good kisser because it’s obvious she’s so innocent and must be a virgin. The reason Libby is so skilled at kissing is all the sucking she has done on cucumbers for practice and reading hundreds of erotic romances. Aron thinks Libby’s nipples are pretty and she loves how Aron’s beard feels there, among other places. Soon these two are riding one another all over the ranch and at one point they both have sex on a horse, which is possible because the horse is so “well behaved. Aron is so enamored with Libby, his nickname for her is Libtastic and he even goes as far to help her shave a certain area on her person to increase her pleasure during sex. Aron is a wonderful giver when it comes to love making with Libby.
There’s not much of a plot other then Libby keeping her cancer prognosis from Aron and Aron’s slutty one-dimensional ex-wife showing up to cause problems. After awhile I felt the sex scenes were much like a lather, rinse repeat and the dialogue overall lacking.
Again if you’re a fan or an alpha cowboy male who introduces the sickly sweet Mary Sue type heroine to dirty sex that gives her too many orgasms to count, Cowboy Heat may be the one for you.